# Adorable.  The new Elmo masturbates and can even felate himself

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adorable-the-new-elmo-masturbates-and-can-even-felate-himself/375077 "2006-10-03T04:36:12Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adorable-the-new-elmo-masturbates-and-can-even-felate-himself/375077/41 "2006-10-04T14:52:16Z")

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[QUOTE=if6was9]  
Am I the biggest tech/engineering geek on the Dope? I thought that is SO COOL, he falls down, then falls _over_, RingOTFLHisFAO, THEN, **THEN** … HE STANDS BACK UP AGAIN??? A little doll? Stands on his own? How did they do this? Maybe ball bearing weights? Shift them somehow up and down his torso?  
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I’m with you. The thing rolls onto it’s stomach and beats on the floor in a recognizable approximation of a laughing fit, then sits back up and slaps its leg, and is pretty cute doing it. Pretty amazing.

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