# Ads, Tag lines, slogans, etc... that you like or merely recall **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 27, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043 "2016-09-27T16:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/41 "2016-09-28T00:32:18Z")
“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!” “No difference!” “Par-ka-ay!” “These are cola nuts. They grow here.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/42 "2016-09-28T00:54:21Z")
(This might have not gone farther than the Mid-Atlantic) “Milk and butter and eggs and cheese Fresh from the farm to you. So, if you don’t own a cow Call Cloverland, now It’s NOrth 9-2222.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/43 "2016-09-28T18:23:26Z")
Come to Jamaica! Again and again. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/44 "2016-09-28T18:41:18Z")
_“Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?”_ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/45 "2016-09-28T18:45:31Z")
“It’s spoiled _again_!” :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/46 "2016-09-28T19:02:34Z")
After 5,… After 5, …bargain rates begin ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/47 "2016-09-28T19:48:55Z")
“_Now_ it smells like fish and roses!” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/48 "2016-09-28T21:46:00Z")
“Ancient Chinese Secret” “I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan And never ever let you forget you’re a man” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/49 "2016-09-28T22:12:44Z")
_“Brylcreem, a little dab’ll do ya! Brylcreem, you’ll look so debonair! Brylcreem, the gals’ll all pursue ya! They’ll love to run their fingers through your hair!”_\* “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” \*“You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!” \* "Men! Take it **off**! Take it \*\*all **off!"** \*Yeccch! ☹ \*\*Ooooh, yeah! :o ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/50 "2016-09-28T23:29:21Z")
Let your fingers do the walking Coffee? Tea? Or a flick of my Bic? They’re GRRRrrreat! This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? How do YOU spell relief? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/51 "2016-09-28T23:36:37Z")
We make money the old fashioned way. When E F Hutton speaks, people listen Does she, or doesn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/52 "2016-09-28T23:45:11Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > _“Plop, plop! Fizz, fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!”_ I saw the above on the wall of a toilet stall at a Boston university. My best (or worst): Makes you look like you’re not wearin’ nothin’! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/53 "2016-09-29T00:36:42Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Does she, or doesn’t she? “Only her hairdresser knows for sure!”\* 😉 \*Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/54 "2016-09-29T01:11:26Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!” Wow this brings back memories…but I can’t for the life of me think of the product. “Time to make the donuts” “I made the donuts” “Well I Guess I won’t be needing these anymore”/“They’re even better than _YOURS_ Wanda” “N-E-S-T-L-E-S Nestle makes the very best” “There’s more in the middle of an egg mcmuffin than an egg in the middle of a muffin” “Pardon Me…do you have any Grey Poupon” “I know its a lotta tea…but which tea is it?” I can’t think of the slogan…but I remember the guy dreaming he is skiing after biting into a York Peppermint Patty ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/55 "2016-09-29T01:48:18Z")
^ Mother Nature – Imperial margarine York Peppermint Patty – Get the sensation ---
**Author:** ![Phroggge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Phroggge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phroggge)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/56 "2016-09-29T06:00:30Z")
Some of the first I remember from radio: Rinso white, Rinso bright, happy little washday song! So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. It’s kind to your T-zone Good to the last drop! Halo, everybody, Halo L-A-V-A! L-A-V-A! Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp …won’t keep going on into the 50’s, they begin to run together. (Yeah, I’m one of your older Dopers.) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043/57 "2016-09-29T06:20:56Z")
William Shatner, plugging margarine in the '70s: “I **promise**!”\* “No difference!” was, IIRC, for Blue Bonnet margarine: “We asked five French chefs if they could tell the difference between a souffle made with butter and one made with Blue Bonnet margarine.” **[GALLIC SHRUG]** “No difference!” Repeat five times. \*\*\*Promise \*\*was the name of the brand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ads-tag-lines-slogans-etc-that-you-like-or-merely-recall/767043.md?page=2)