# Adult Toy or Toys R Us **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335 "2000-05-23T22:14:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/1 "2000-05-23T22:14:57Z")
After walkign through a local adult shop and a toys r us back to back i noticed some of the toys I came across (no pun intended) could be present in both stores… So i offer you this forum to provide the best toys you have found who’s name could pass for an adult device or video: Mine for now: Strum and Sing Woody Flick action figure with Nut Whipping Action Buckin Bronco Bullseye Mr Mouth Farm Families Honey Pot Hop Excavator Pooh Friendship Wagon Rugged Rider Even looking at the toys r us website you find the categories: Water fun Ride on toys ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/2 "2000-05-23T22:38:44Z")
Not really a toy name, but did you notice that Barbie’s beds are always twin size? Evidently Ken never spends the night. Or maybe she just props him up in the corner… ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/3 "2000-05-23T22:41:10Z")
(Tie Me Up And) Tickle Me Elmo. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/4 "2000-05-23T22:57:40Z")
This is fun but I’m not getting any work done. [http://www.toysrus.com/](http://www.toysrus.com/) My pick: an action figure named **Dragonball Z.** You tell ME how it ought to be pronounced. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nurlman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Nurlman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nurlman)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/5 "2000-05-23T23:21:58Z")
BurnMeUp: You’re on to something here. One of my favorite entertainment [sites](http://www.brunching.com) frequently has just these sorts of quizzes. Try: [Porn Star or My Little Pony?](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html) [Italian Sports Car or Impotence Drug?](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-carordrug.html) [Beanie Baby or G.I. Joe?](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-beanieorjoe.html) [Elvis Movie or Cocktail?](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-elvisordrink.html) And my absolute, all-time favorite: [Christian Heavy Metal Band or Star Trek Episode?](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-metalortrek.html) ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/6 "2000-05-23T23:37:39Z")
As a desperate toilet training measure we bought my daughter a doll called: Potty Dolly If you don’t get her on to her special seat fast enough she squeals, “Oooh, hurry, hurry!” ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/7 "2000-05-23T23:55:24Z")
> [@](#): > > This is fun but I’m not getting any work done. Heh. Get used to it Duck. Welcome to the SDMB, there’s no turning back now. ---
**Author:** ![Kiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@Kiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiva)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/8 "2000-05-24T00:18:25Z")
Nurlman wrote: > [@](#): > > \*\* > You’re on to something here. One of my favorite entertainment [sites](http://www.brunching.com) frequently has just these sorts of quizzes > \*\* You have excellent taste in websites. The Brunching Shuttlecocks is one of the three sites I visit daily. The other two are [straightdope.com](http://straightdope.com), of course, and [lileks.com](http://lileks.com), a site belonging to writer James Lileks, which is exquisitely funny. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adult-toy-or-toys-r-us/20335/9 "2000-05-24T04:27:36Z")
Hungry Hungry Hippos? Must stop contemplating why that popped up in my head…