# Advice about a roadtrip

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 29, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439 "2003-09-29T07:47:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439/21 "2003-09-30T21:34:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MonkeyMule \*  
> \*\*That and an empty Beer bottle. I found that out on my Road trip from New York to South Beach. \*\*

You know what works better? One of those wide-mouthed Gatorade or Powerade bottles. I always bring one on road trips.

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**Author:** ![thatDDperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@thatDDperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thatDDperson)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439/22 "2003-10-01T06:42:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ILikeMadonna \*
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> How do I pass 8 hours in a car. I think we’ll end up fighting by the time we get there out of boredom.
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> How do I last being in his company for 4 straight days. I’m not a social person and don’t like vacations, but I think this will be fun. Does anyone have road trip stories they would like to share?

Select several books of different kinds.

Short stories, humor, serious novel, junk novel…whatever.

Read aloud to him, then rest your voice periodically. (Listen to music, or even silence.)

Also, start the trip with an agreement that there might be some road-trip stressors, but talking about stressors instead of obsessing about them will be beneficial to peace of mind for the trip, and to the relationship as a whole.

Take a little pillow, and a blankie, and if all else fails, nap.

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439/23 "2003-10-02T02:25:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> **Take Wikkit with you so he can make fun of you for the previously mentioned 5 hours.**

FYI, I try to only make fun of people who are my friends and who I think can take. If you don’t like it, I can stop doing it. And I don’t think I was that harsh for those five hours, considering how POd I was.

For truly long road trips, like my spring break trip to Florida (23-25 hours, depending on traffic around Atlanta), make sure it’s possible to sleep in the vehicle. I was dead tired when we got there and when we got back, because I couldn’t really sleep in the van.

For shorter trips, I think it’s most important that all parties agree on stopping frequency. If you have to pee every hour and he only wants to stop for gas, there’s a lot of friction.

I’d reccomend a rousing game of non sequitur or some other car game if you get really bored and must talk.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439/24 "2003-10-02T03:16:59Z")

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Oh, yea, make sure you agree on the bathroom thing. Me personally, I stop at every rest area, gas station, and outhouse between me and my destination. Usually because I’m guzzling caffiene like crazy, then I stop to pee, then I buy more caffiene. But I know some guys who get into the whole “We must not stop or my penis will fall off!” thing.

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**Author:** ![Kieras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a87d85/32.png) [@Kieras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kieras)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439/25 "2003-10-02T03:24:19Z")

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Just go “Fear and Loathing” style…

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-about-a-roadtrip/204439/26 "2003-10-02T21:26:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wikkit \*  
> FYI, I try to only make fun of people who are my friends and who I think can take. If you don’t like it, I can stop doing it. And I don’t think I was that harsh for those five hours, considering how POd I was.

Awhh, **Wikkit** , I know you were just funnin me. That’s why I made that post. Please don’t stop making fun of me. I like it, I really do.

Next road trip, we are taking my car, and if it breaks, I will call someone immediately to get us, as I know if its broke on the side of the road, I ain’t gonna be able to fix it. 🙂

Nuttin but love for you **Wikkit**.

\<Sorry about the hijack\>

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