Advise me on cooking a turtle for the first time

Like I said – don’t do that!

On his TV show, Bear Grylls was running around in a swamp, came across a big turtle, mercifully dispatched it, and threw the whole thing on the fire for an hour.

I found a collection of recipes here.

Mmmmmm…roast snapping turtle:cool:

I know you’re not catching your own, but one publication offers this advice just in case…

♪♫Stick another turtle on the fire
guys like me are mad for turtle meat

*Leonard Cohen, “Jazz Police”