Like I said – don’t do that!
On his TV show, Bear Grylls was running around in a swamp, came across a big turtle, mercifully dispatched it, and threw the whole thing on the fire for an hour.
I found a collection of recipes here.
Mmmmmm…roast snapping turtle
I know you’re not catching your own, but one publication offers this advice just in case…
♪♫Stick another turtle on the fire
guys like me are mad for turtle meat♫♪♫*
*Leonard Cohen, “Jazz Police”