# Advisory\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377 "2010-02-10T03:57:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/21 "2010-02-10T05:04:40Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > The OP is forgetting three major things: Da Jooz, Da Freemazonz and Da !llum!nat!. Oh wow. I get it now. That Beatles song was really aimed at preventing drug abuse in Israel… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon\_Salt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/22 "2010-02-10T05:10:34Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > The OP is forgetting three major things: Da Jooz, Da Freemazonz and Da !llum!nat!. Um, _ob_viously he hasn’t had time to get to that yet. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/23 "2010-02-10T05:25:04Z")
> [@fedup42](#): > > The persons roaming the nation from Florida to New York, and as far west as Iowa . Well, when they get to Texas, let me know. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/24 "2010-02-10T07:16:10Z")
> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#): > > I can’t wait for the update on the silver tounged evil connectors. Why? It’s just going to be another rant against Monster Cables. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/25 "2010-02-10T07:31:09Z")
Can I sign up for this deal where I show my badge and naked pictures and get a salary footed by the taxpayer somewhere? Seriously, this sounds great. Plus, I’ll work the west coast. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/26 "2010-02-10T11:36:54Z")
> [@Bacon\_Salt](#): > > Um, _ob_viously he hasn’t had time to get to that yet. Sheesh. Yeah, I’m assuming that’s in the update about restaurant killing stations. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/27 "2010-02-10T11:40:42Z")
**Warning** Ladies! If a man comes to the door and asks you to show him your tits, do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES show him your tits! It is a scam: he’s only trying to see your tits. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/28 "2010-02-10T12:54:06Z")
Oooo, ooo, ooo. _I_ want to see your tits! ---
**Author:** ![Nathan\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/47e85d/32.png) [@Nathan\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nathan_S)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/29 "2010-02-10T13:02:52Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > And I thought being shown pictures of naked men was a perfectly legitimate investigation technique. Sheesh, can’t you read? The men are grown. It’s the _pictures_ that are naked. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/30 "2010-02-10T13:25:26Z")
Dayum, you think _you_ guys are WTFin’ on this – I have to figure out what to _do_ with it. For now, let’s leave it alone and see what happens. Think he’ll be back tonight with further developments? twickster, MPSIMS moderator ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/31 "2010-02-10T13:31:06Z")
No surprise here - but **fedup42** appears to be [roaming the nation’s message boards](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/community/groups/index.html?plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3aa70e3396-6663-4a8d-ba19-e44939d3c44fForum%3a24dd3e45-d5af-46c4-ab36-fd93fbed59dbDiscussion%3a76684a74-21a4-4642-af1f-4d4adb9526a0) warning of the evil connectors armed with nekkid pictures. Apparently they are also helping geese to cross the road. Don’t let this happen in your community! ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/32 "2010-02-10T13:32:16Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Dayum, you think _you_ guys are WTFin’ on this – I have to figure out what to _do_ with it. > > For now, let’s leave it alone and see what happens. Think he’ll be back tonight with further developments? > > twickster, MPSIMS moderator I hope he’ll be back. My husband works in a restaurant… I’d be kinda worried about it turning into a killing station. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/33 "2010-02-10T13:32:22Z")
Theoretically, I should have access to these photos, because I’m east of Iowa, but I don’t. All I’ve got are pictures of snow. So where am I supposed to find these photos? If I do, I promise I’ll scan them and share them! ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/34 "2010-02-10T13:34:57Z")
Do you think the snow will impede their progress?😕 I am waiting with bated breath, hands clasped with excitment . . . naked pictures of men!!! And I do not have to pay??? Be still my heart!! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/35 "2010-02-10T13:42:21Z")
> [@CT\_Damsel](#): > > Do you think the snow will impede their progress?😕 > > I am waiting with bated breath, hands clasped with excitment . . . naked pictures of men!!! And I do not have to pay??? Be still my heart!! I hadn’t thought about the snow, but I guess you’re right. Just about everything here is shut down, and we’re being told not to travel if it’s not necessary. I’d give the naked pictures an extra day or two. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/36 "2010-02-10T13:53:50Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I forgot to ask - if they’re not “PERVERTS,” what exactly are they? But they ARE perverts. 😕 > [@](#): > > Armed with nude pictures of grown men, and showing them to business managers and their employees are indeed “PERVERTS”. Don’t be fooled. These perverts may carry a badge and actually receive a salary footed by some taxpayers somewhere. See? I’m home all day. Perhaps I will get a visit from the badged men who have no shame. ---
**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/37 "2010-02-10T13:57:11Z")
Sir, Your missive is a masterful study in lucidity, and desperately needed in this paradoxical age of ennui and universal brouhaha. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/38 "2010-02-10T14:03:38Z")
Where’s the pictures - I’m in Iowa and I have not seen any pictures of naked men. (Well, yeah, I have seen pics of naked men, but no one has offered any to me at work!) I want my porn dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/39 "2010-02-10T14:04:27Z")
> [@fedup42](#): > > **Next up:** How these silver tounged evil connectors are turning our restaurants into killing stations; (you already may be affected). They prey on the fear of good people and tap the evil in thoes who might want to do harm and get away with it. The gold-tongued connectors are still OK though? I know they’re expensive, but you can’t put a price on quality. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/40 "2010-02-10T14:07:48Z")
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