# Advisory\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377 "2010-02-10T03:57:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/41 "2010-02-10T14:10:53Z")
> [@otternell](#): > > Where’s the pictures - I’m in Iowa and I have not seen any pictures of naked men. (Well, yeah, I have seen pics of naked men, but no one has offered any to me at work!) I want my porn dammit! The fact that the OP singles out Iowa as the western extremity of the bdge- and naked-picture-bearing evil connectors’ range is a clue; they’re prob’ly pictures of nekkid married gay men! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/42 "2010-02-10T14:26:06Z")
Here’s what I don’t get. Ok, you got your PERVERTS, you got your badges and you got your naked pictures of grown men. I’m not seeing where anybody is being charged any money for the pictures. So you tell me … where’s the fucking scam? You know, I’m beginning to get the feeling that the OP isn’t on the up and up. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/43 "2010-02-10T14:34:02Z")
What about naked women, eh? No-one ever thinks of the naked women. Also, if Da Jooz is the problem, does that mean OJ did it, or what? And another thing. The OP forgot its footnote. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/44 "2010-02-10T14:38:50Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > The OP is forgetting three major things: Da Jooz, Da Freemazonz and Da !llum!nat!. What about Da Bears? Who would win in a fight: silver tounged evil connectors, or Dikka? ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/45 "2010-02-10T14:45:03Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > The OP is forgetting three major things: Da Jooz, Da Freemazonz and Da !llum!nat!. And Da Bears! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/46 "2010-02-10T14:47:17Z")
Ladies, there are no pictures of naked men. These perverts are running a scam. Kick them out! Expose them! Better yet, expose yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/47 "2010-02-10T14:48:14Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > No surprise here - but **fedup42** appears to be [roaming the nation’s message boards](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/community/groups/index.html?plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3aa70e3396-6663-4a8d-ba19-e44939d3c44fForum%3a24dd3e45-d5af-46c4-ab36-fd93fbed59dbDiscussion%3a76684a74-21a4-4642-af1f-4d4adb9526a0) warning of the evil connectors armed with nekkid pictures. I was sure he was spamming but Google isn’t helping me out. Would you mind telling me what you searched for? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/48 "2010-02-10T14:51:40Z")
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ this has something to do with an upcoming book, movie or game. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/49 "2010-02-10T14:54:18Z")
What would the book be? “Bikini Inspectors: Mancakes Division: The Restaurant Murders?” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/50 "2010-02-10T14:58:45Z")
The OP could only have been harder to follow if Eddie Vedder sang it. It could not be more awesome, though. ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/51 "2010-02-10T15:00:10Z")
Oh, **Marley** , please don’t shut us down. This one is too much fun. Plus, we’re all waiting for the update on the evil connectors. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/52 "2010-02-10T15:18:55Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Theoretically, I should have access to these photos, because I’m east of Iowa, but I don’t. All I’ve got are pictures of snow. > > So where am I supposed to find these photos? If I do, I promise I’ll scan them and share them! The nekkid men? They’re hiding. Behind the snowbanks. (Of course, you might not be interested – shrinkage, you know! :)) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/53 "2010-02-10T15:26:59Z")
> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#): > > Oh, **Marley** , please don’t shut us down. This one is too much fun. Plus, we’re all waiting for the update on the evil connectors. **Marley** is no longer an MPSIMS mod, so it’s not his call. I’m leaving the thread open, and haven’t decided whether to ban the guy or not. twickster, MPSIMS mod ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/54 "2010-02-10T15:30:19Z")
Sorry, **twickster**!!! I got confused when **Marley** said something about this maybe being a spammer. Thanks for not shutting us down. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/55 "2010-02-10T15:30:38Z")
I wasn’t planning to shut it down. I was just wondering how **Jackmannii** found that post. I’m curious how many other places **fedup42** has hit and whether he ever comes back to post about the silver connector guys. I like seeing these things stay open when they’re weird enough. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/56 "2010-02-10T15:33:49Z")
I WILL DEFEND THIS THREAD WITH MY VERY LIFE. [Mod hat back on] 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/57 "2010-02-10T15:35:27Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > The nekkid men? They’re hiding. Behind the snowbanks. (Of course, you might not be interested – shrinkage, you know! :)) Since I can’t even get to the other side of the snowbanks, I’ll have to take your word for it. Maybe I’ll find them tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/58 "2010-02-10T15:36:25Z")
Well, at least they’re using tax dollars to spread naked pictures of _ **grown** _ men (though as a taxpayer I must ask where’s my grown women?). I’d hate to have the public treasury whipping up more business for Chris Hansen’s TV show. > [@fedup42](#): > > turning our restaurants into killing stations; (you already may be affected). Old news. To paraphrase the Master (referring, aptly, to SPAM in its original canned incarnation), of course it tastes like dead flesh, it’s _meat_! My hypothesis is someone has been driven to eat the oddly-colored snow in a fit of cabin fever… ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/59 "2010-02-10T15:36:27Z")
> [@fedup42](#): > > Do you really want to be a part of this? YES!!! I SURE DO!!! So what next? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/60 "2010-02-10T17:27:08Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > The OP could only have been harder to follow if Eddie Vedder sang it. It could not be more awesome, though. IMO, the awesome-ness of it could have been increased by a mention of burning a dog, but one can’t have everything. I eagerly await the silver-tongued restaurant killers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377.md?page=4)