# Advisory\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377 "2010-02-10T03:57:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/101 "2010-02-11T17:17:55Z")
If I get the job, I will fight for gender equality. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/102 "2010-02-11T17:37:30Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > Who would win in a fight: silver tounged evil connectors, or Dikka? Is Ditka prepared? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/103 "2010-02-11T19:43:24Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Well, now, you got yer “perverts” and then you got yer perverts. Don’t be fooled–they are NOT the same! You’re right to ask questions, but don’t be surprised if the silver-tongued naked ones kill you for it. Word to the wise and all… And here I was thinking it was just part of Obama’s evil master plan to get us all ready for mandatory gay marriage. ---
**Author:** ![Maryna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Maryna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maryna)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/104 "2010-02-11T21:01:46Z")
I am already affected. Symptoms include salty, watery discharge from my eyes, involuntary spasms of the diaphragm and continuous emition of inarticulate noises. They’ve been occurring intermittently since yesterday. All that despite the fact that I’m located far, far east of NY. Back to unimitable¹ \*\*Advisory\*\*\*\*², imho the clue here is [42](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything#Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life.2C_the_Universe.2C_and_Everything_.2842.29). And, is it just a coincidence that replies by [MsRobyn](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12100555#post12100555) and [Cicero](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12104943#post12104943) above were posted at exactly 42 minutes past? Eh? Eh? Or is it yet another example of the evil works of _thoes who might want to do harm and get away with it_. My thoes are twitching meaningfully. * * * ¹ Please note that the Washington Post one has no evil tounges, we were uniquely chosen for those. There is a possibility, though, that the follow up will go to yet another message board. ² Apart from the missing footnote for \*\*, there is also a question of what happened to \* ? ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/105 "2010-02-11T22:40:23Z")
He’s not using the double asterisks as a footnote marker, but as a separator for emphasis. HEY LOOK AT THIS\*\* See how I have text now? ---
**Author:** ![Maryna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Maryna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maryna)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/106 "2010-02-11T23:20:38Z")
Yeah, but wouldn’t you use it on **BOTH** sides? ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/107 "2010-02-12T01:11:03Z")
Obviously he’s censoring himself - which is prudent, given the nature of his dire warning about the Jackbooted Naked Picture Showers - and it’s really meant to be Advisoryou, because you may be in one of those naked pictures! Few people know that since B. Hussein Obama came into office there has been a special agency formed and their only job is to go around taking naked pictures of grown men! Then they give those pictures to other grown men (some will call them perverts, but don’t you believe that for a minute), and then give those same grown men (the “perverts”, not the naked ones) badges, and then they are sent across half the country to show those pictures to others. Billions of dollars have been spent calculating the perfect spread of naked pictures to ensure that no man is ever shown his own naked picture. West of Iowa, well, that’s still the wild west. We just cut out the middle man and show each other naked pictures of ourselves. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@LilyoftheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheField)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/108 "2010-02-12T01:19:38Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Didn’t Silver Tongued Evil Connectors open for The Dead back in the 60’s? I saw that show!!! It was unreal…! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/109 "2010-02-12T05:22:46Z")
So, when are the displayers of naked man pictures coming to California? And what restaurants are they visiting? 'Cause I haven’t seen a naked man in a long time. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/110 "2010-02-12T05:28:44Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > No surprise here - but **fedup42** appears to be [roaming the nation’s message boards](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/community/groups/index.html?plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3aa70e3396-6663-4a8d-ba19-e44939d3c44fForum%3a24dd3e45-d5af-46c4-ab36-fd93fbed59dbDiscussion%3a76684a74-21a4-4642-af1f-4d4adb9526a0) warning of the evil connectors armed with nekkid pictures. > > Apparently they are also helping geese to cross the road. Don’t let this happen in your community! Yikes! Are you sure about that geese part? Around here we call the police for that. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/111 "2010-02-12T05:40:02Z")
Oh I get it. It’s the leave the newby hanging on the end of the thread ploy. Say! Who are you guys, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/112 "2010-02-12T16:06:50Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Also, how does one get “silver tounged”? Put peanut butter on your business and stand in front of the Lone Ranger’s horse. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/113 "2010-02-12T17:44:37Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I wonder if he’s going to warn us about Applebees. Yeah, but the OP mentioned “killing stations”…wouldn’t that be White Castle? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/114 "2010-02-12T20:53:18Z")
You’ve obviously never worked at an Applebee’s. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/115 "2010-02-12T21:27:15Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Drugs or mental illness? > > We report; you decide. I think someone’s reached their RDA of mercury. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/116 "2010-02-13T05:59:11Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > **Warning** > > Ladies! If a man comes to the door and asks you to show him your tits, do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES show him your tits! > > It is a scam: he’s only trying to see your tits. What if he has one of those “Female Body Inspector” cards, though? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/117 "2010-02-13T14:16:32Z")
> [@Shmendrik](#): > > … needed in this paradoxical age of ennui and universal brouhaha. I saw what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/118 "2010-02-13T15:14:49Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Put peanut butter on your business and stand in front of the Lone Ranger’s horse. LOL! That’s great! > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > You’ve obviously never worked at an Applebee’s. I have. And I must say, those could turn into killing stations. I certainly wanted to kill people when I worked there… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/119 "2010-02-13T20:28:30Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > I have. And I must say, those could turn into killing stations. I certainly wanted to kill people when I worked there… Yes, but there’s always the absence of the silver tounged, which causes killing stations to cease banana whoopie-cushion fluid wombat. Because of the naked pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/120 "2010-02-14T03:52:57Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Yes, but there’s always the absence of the silver tounged, which causes killing stations to cease banana whoopie-cushion fluid wombat. Because of the naked pictures. Oh, there was definitely nudity… prolly some pictures of it, too. And the cook I dated was for sure “silver tongued” … but yeah, you got me on the whoopee-cushion fluid wombats. No wombats. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377.md?page=7)