# Advisory\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377 "2010-02-10T03:57:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CTburns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a5b964/32.png) [@CTburns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CTburns)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/121 "2010-02-14T04:15:38Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Drugs or mental illness? > > We report; you decide. I’ll go with paranoid schitzo! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/122 "2010-02-14T04:21:13Z")
[What did he just say about my niece?!?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3DmtUJ3MWs&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/123 "2010-02-14T12:24:14Z")
> [@Lucky\_13](#): > > So, when are the displayers of naked man pictures coming to California? And what restaurants are they visiting? 'Cause I haven’t seen a naked man in a long time. ☹ Maybe you should change your use name, then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/124 "2010-02-14T14:42:20Z")
People, **fedup42** is obviously some kind of bewildered and lost time traveler. Back in the the early 19th century Iowa WAS the furthest west point of the United States. We just have to help him find his time machine and all will be set back to the way it should be. > [@Lucky\_13](#): > > So, when are the displayers of naked man pictures coming to California? And what restaurants are they visiting? 'Cause I haven’t seen a naked man in a long time. ☹ Don’t worry Lucky, I got some naked pictures for ya. I’m in Oregon, so you don’t have to worry about me being one of those PERVERTS. Trust me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/125 "2010-02-14T16:25:00Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Well, at least they’re using tax dollars to spread naked pictures of _ **grown** _ men (though as a taxpayer I must ask where’s my grown women?). Hear hear! In fact, with as much tax money as I had to pay last year, I better see both! ---
**Author:** ![Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/82dd89/32.png) [@Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yoyodyne_Propulsion_Systems)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/126 "2010-02-14T18:29:45Z")
At least I seem to have time, they aren’t in Texas, yet. Though the local Dairy Queen does seem to be a killing station… ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/127 "2010-02-14T18:39:38Z")
> [@fedup42](#): > > **Next up:** How these silver tounged evil connectors are turning our restaurants into killing stations; (you already may be affected). They prey on the fear of good people and tap the evil in thoes who might want to do harm and get away with it. So, how do y’all think “tounged” is pronounced. I’m guessing something like “toonged.” Or is it maybe “townged”? No idea what it is, though. ---
**Author:** ![Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/82dd89/32.png) [@Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yoyodyne_Propulsion_Systems)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/128 "2010-02-15T03:00:54Z")
The T and the G are silent, the G is pronounced as an X as in “he axed me a question” ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/129 "2010-02-15T13:08:20Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > Oh, there was definitely nudity… prolly some pictures of it, too. And the cook I dated was for sure “silver tongued” … but yeah, you got me on the whoopee-cushion fluid wombats. No wombats. Then what the hell was that thing in the freezer we were told to never go near? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/130 "2010-02-15T18:36:03Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > **Warning** > > Ladies! If a man comes to the door and asks you to show him your tits, do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES show him your tits! > > It is a scam: he’s only trying to see your tits. But I have a badge. That makes it official. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/131 "2010-02-15T19:54:59Z")
> [@fedup42](#): > > What a “dam shame” … silver tounged evil connectors > [@Irishman](#): > > But nobody has yet addressed how anyone is shaming dams > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I’d like to know where the badges figure in, too > [@Hadrian\_s\_Wall](#): > > We don’t need no badges! > [@CT\_Damsel](#): > > Do you think the snow will impede their progress? > [@Polycarp](#): > > shrinkage, you know! > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Is the National Endowment for the Arts putting on another controversial exhibit or something? > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > National Well-Endowment For the Arts > [@Irishman](#): > > Also, how does one get “silver tounged”? > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Put peanut butter on your business and stand in front of the Lone Ranger’s horse. > [@eleanorigby](#): > > Mothers! Grab your babies and run for the hills! _“Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be federal dam inspectors … dressed up as the Lone Ranger … saying they’re ‘Just looking for a few bad men’.”_ ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/132 "2010-02-16T03:00:00Z")
They use evil connectors to take your precious bodily fluids. It is always They. Someday we need to do something about They. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/133 "2010-02-16T15:39:18Z")
**Knorf** said: > [@](#): > > So, how do y’all think “tounged” is pronounced. > > I’m guessing something like “toonged.” Or is it maybe “townged”? > > No idea what it is, though. I read it as “tunjed”. I have no idea what that is, though. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/134 "2010-02-16T16:17:04Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > I think I get it. They’re trying to drum up business for [these guys.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=80750) Or I guess they **are** those guys. That put me over the edge. This thread made it difficult enough to conceal my laughter at work, but the one you linked to? ::wipes tears from my eyes:: Thing is, I work in a hospital, so I’m surrounded by doctors…but now I don’t know if they are real or fake. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/135 "2010-02-16T21:32:01Z")
I tried to see if I could track this person down on the interweb. I only found [http://www.fedup42.blogspot.com/](http://www.fedup42.blogspot.com/), which may or may not be the same person (the email address is different). The best part about the blog is this paragraph, from the very first blog entry: > [@fedup42](#): > > Hahaha! Perhaps noone, absolutely noone at all will read this or even care about it. That is ok because I have started and now I am not going to stop. Ever, never, freaking forever! Oh, did I mention that’s also the very _last_ post on the blog? ---
**Author:** ![Staver808](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Staver808](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staver808)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/136 "2010-02-17T00:16:39Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > Thing is, I work in a hospital, so I’m surrounded by doctors…but now I don’t know if they are real or fake. Well, Duh! Just ask them if they know where the nearest open confrence room is. If they have to check, you know they’re legit. It would reason that “those” doctors should know all the most convient unoccupied conference rooms. Also, I’d looks for people leaving certain doctor’s offices with those airline throw up bags but with big smiles. Possibly another tip off. Or of a doctor that’s pretty liberal with the drugs. Either is handy to know of in either case. ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/137 "2010-02-17T02:45:59Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > Dammit. Why always Iowa and no further? Good Christ, I’ve never been more relieved to be in Nebraska. ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/138 "2010-02-17T02:52:49Z")
I mean, I’ve never _before_ been relieved to be in Nebraska. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/139 "2010-02-17T16:01:24Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > Oh, there was definitely nudity… prolly some pictures of it, too. And the cook I dated was for sure “silver tongued” … but yeah, you got me on the whoopee-cushion fluid wombats. No wombats. Yeah, but only because we don’t have our badges yet. ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377/140 "2010-02-17T19:07:50Z")
The Beast for which 666 stands symbolizes many governments. “THE MAN” taxes our hearts as he taxes our killing stations. Do not be fooled. Cast out The Beast! In the name of Jesus Christ I command you, you spirit of Malacoda, to depart without doing harm to the perverts or anyone else on this board. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advisory/528377.md?page=8)