# Aeschines, Statistician Extraordinaire **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380 "2023-04-30T20:03:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/41 "2023-05-01T04:20:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Stranger should be thanking you for the assist, to be honest. Ikr, I’m all he’s got here. Guys, this is WEAK. In 2003, the whole fuggin’ SITE woulda been in here, calling for my banning, tearing my gonads off my body (or denying I had them in the first place), and landing some real **blows** , ya know? **Czarcasm** was a fucking CHRIST of that era, a real fucking warrior in the Pit. The Mod with the BOD who drew BLOOD. How times change. This is so much diluted piss compared to then. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/42 "2023-05-01T04:22:57Z")
The trick to attacking is to throw the grenades, not swallow them. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/43 "2023-05-01T04:23:27Z")
Yo momma swallowed too. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/44 "2023-05-01T04:25:12Z")
I’m really disappointed, **Czarcasm.** I can’t say I liked you back in the day, but I did, even then, have to admit you were a stone cold badass. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/45 "2023-05-01T04:30:05Z")
This is so sad, and you (Aeschines) almost make me miss Connie 3 and Krispy O. You just continue shitting in the living room in a desperate bid for attention-I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/46 "2023-05-01T04:33:32Z")
It IS sad. I guess old school Pit dogpiles here just aren’t possible any more. Of course, I’m not the one who started the thread, so the attention was just, you know, _given_ to me. Little ol’ moi. But the opposition was so weak, it’s been Bruce Lee against the mooks. Now I’m definitely no Bruce Lee–my gongfu is weak at best! But y’alls have _definitely_ been mooks! The OP got pwned in his own thread, and pretty much no one came to play. LMFAO! You poor sad weak CUNTS! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/47 "2023-05-01T05:05:20Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > What you say about me may be true, but you also know that what I’m saying about you is true Jesus Christ. What’s next, “I’m rubber and you’re glue?” Just fucking sad. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/48 "2023-05-01T05:05:20Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > This is officially a Pit fizzle, aka Pizzle. No energy. Thus demonstrating your ability to suck the air out of literally any thread in which you post. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/49 "2023-05-01T05:09:01Z")
Air? That ain’t what YO MOMMA sucked. LMFAO. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/50 "2023-05-01T05:11:25Z")
It’s like anti- humor. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/51 "2023-05-01T05:12:52Z")
You were never as cutting as **Czarcasm,** but I think you used to be a bit better at this too! Such is the Pit these days. We should all play whist or something. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/52 "2023-05-01T05:12:53Z")
You appear to be trying to distract everyone about your shitty grasp of statistics , crap logic and poor debating strategy by repeatedly punching yourself in the nuts. Keep it up. It’s gotta work eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/53 "2023-05-01T05:13:51Z")
Plonk. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/54 "2023-05-01T05:14:59Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > You appear to be trying to distract everyone about your shitty grasp of statistics , crap logic and poor debating strategy by repeatedly punching yourself in the nuts. > > Keep it up. It’s gotta work eventually. Oh man. C’mon. Were you here back in the old days? I don’t remember you from back then, so I guess you don’t know how _robust_ the Pit could be! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/55 "2023-05-01T05:16:18Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > You were never as cutting as **Czarcasm,** but I think you used to be a bit better at this too! Whereas you have consistently been a net drain on these boards since your first post, having never once improved any thread with your participation. Which is why consistency is an over rated value. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/56 "2023-05-01T05:16:20Z")
Plonk ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/57 "2023-05-01T05:17:57Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Whereas you have consistently been a net drain on these boards since your first post, having never once improved any thread with your participation. Which is why consistency is an over rated value. “Overrated.” Extra space. Drain? Yo momma drained my balls. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/58 "2023-05-01T05:29:55Z")
**Miller** , I saw your icon with “replying…” start up about 20 times as you strained to think of a comeback, and… niente. The old school mods have truly lost their mojo. Oh well, not every pitting can be a success. Sweet dreams, BICHES! LMFAO. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/59 "2023-05-01T05:32:04Z")
More “replying…” LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/60 "2023-05-01T05:34:45Z")
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