# Aeschines, Statistician Extraordinaire

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 30, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380 "2023-04-30T20:03:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/121 "2023-05-06T02:45:43Z")

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I hope you’re whooshing about doing comedy.  
'Cause, dude you ain’t funny.

At all.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/122 "2023-05-06T03:13:09Z")

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But what does _his_ mother think?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/123 "2023-05-06T11:24:47Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
>
> I hope you’re whooshing about doing comedy.  
> 'Cause, dude you ain’t funny.
> 
> At all.

He has an excuse though. Bad weed…

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-statistician-extraordinaire/983380/124 "2023-05-07T21:51:41Z")

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Did his Momma procure it for him?  
d&r

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