# Aeschines -stop being an asshole. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813 "2007-03-21T03:35:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/1 "2007-03-21T03:35:51Z")
[ok, so, maybe that’s like asking you to stop breathing, but damn.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8378589#post8378589) You started the thread, it’s not going the way you wanted, but continuing to post /quote responses w/nonesensical responses= you being an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/2 "2007-03-21T03:37:58Z")
He can’t. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/3 "2007-03-21T03:38:28Z")
ok, **Giraffe** you made this thread moot in a matter of seconds. thanks. please consider closing this as well, to avoid the asshole from yet another opportunity. thanks. (edited to close bold tag) ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/4 "2007-03-21T03:40:09Z")
You can’t imagine my contrition. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/5 "2007-03-21T03:41:18Z")
[QUOTE=wring] ok, **Giraffe** you made this thread moot in a matter of seconds. thanks. please consider closing this as well, to avoid the asshole from yet another opportunity. thanks. [/QUOTE] Eh, let’s leave it open for now. If nothing else, it’ll save **Aeschines** from having to start a new Pit thread to explain that “yum yum moo moo” is actually a complex and meaningful post and that by warning him I completely missed his subtle point. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/6 "2007-03-21T03:41:56Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] You can’t imagine my contrition. [/QUOTE] :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/7 "2007-03-21T03:43:49Z")
You poor pussies simply can’t handle a little FUCK YOU rebellion. Re the mod warning, as Gerrit Graham once said, > [@](#): > > Quiver quiver quiver! Extreme bonus points if you can name the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/8 "2007-03-21T03:45:17Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] You poor puss [/QUOTE] Dumb dumb poo poo. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/9 "2007-03-21T03:47:12Z")
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher] Dumb dumb poo poo. [/QUOTE] YESSS!!! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/10 "2007-03-21T03:47:21Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] You poor pussies simply can’t handle a little FUCK YOU rebellion. Re the mod warning, as Gerrit Graham once said,Extreme bonus points if you can name the movie. [/QUOTE] you know, I asked to have this closed,'cause I thought the issue was moot and I wanted you to have the opportunity to stop. But I see that you have no intention of stopping being an asshole. I’d hoped that you’d self moderate. obviously I was mistaken. you deserve what you get. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/11 "2007-03-21T03:47:24Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Eh, let’s leave it open for now. If nothing else, it’ll save **Aeschines** from having to start a new Pit thread to explain that “yum yum moo moo” is actually a complex and meaningful post and that by warning him I completely missed his subtle point. [/QUOTE] And then, more spooning! ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/12 "2007-03-21T03:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] And then, more spooning! [/QUOTE] This time with penis insertion! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/13 "2007-03-21T03:50:33Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] You poor pussies simply can’t handle a little FUCK YOU rebellion. [/QUOTE] My god, he’s right! I’m freaking out! FREAKING OUT!!! Or, you know… not. Speaking of not handling, though, I can’t help but notice that **Aesechines** can’t handle a two page Pitting without needing to dodge into pseudo-“I am one level above you” mode. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/14 "2007-03-21T03:52:52Z")
[Quote=Aeschines] You poor pussies simply can’t handle a little FUCK YOU rebellion. [/Quote] Can’t say I see that. Why, precisely, would anyone give any weight to a ‘fuck you’ from, well, you? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/15 "2007-03-21T03:53:19Z")
[QUOTE=wring] you know, I asked to have this closed,'cause I thought the issue was moot and I wanted you to have the opportunity to stop. But I see that you have no intention of stopping being an asshole. I’d hoped that you’d self moderate. obviously I was mistaken. you deserve what you get. [/QUOTE] Um, well, let me tell you, I think you’re, ah, good point but, hmm, yeah, OK, fine. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/16 "2007-03-21T03:54:55Z")
I’ll miss **badchad**. I won’t miss **Aeschines**. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/17 "2007-03-21T03:55:07Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] My god, he’s right! I’m freaking out! FREAKING OUT!!! [/quote] Chill, Z Man (extreme bonus points if you can name the movie). > [@](#): > > Or, you know… not. Speaking of not handling, though, I can’t help but notice that **Aesechines** can’t handle a two page Pitting without needing to dodge into pseudo-“I am one level above you” mode. Only _one?_ Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah! ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/18 "2007-03-21T03:56:17Z")
[QUOTE=wring] you know, I asked to have this closed,'cause I thought the issue was moot and I wanted you to have the opportunity to stop. But I see that you have no intention of stopping being an asshole. I’d hoped that you’d self moderate. obviously I was mistaken. you deserve what you get. [/QUOTE] I think this thread is a grand thread in the fine tradition of ‘enough rope’ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/19 "2007-03-21T03:56:30Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] Can’t say I see that. Why, precisely, would anyone give any weight to a ‘fuck you’ from, well, you? [/QUOTE] Just cuz, doood. Yeah, doood. Whoo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/20 "2007-03-21T03:58:08Z")
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster] I think this thread is a grand thread in the fine tradition of ‘enough rope’ 😃 [/QUOTE] Gosh, I might get banned! Holy fuck! I’d better just let you lynch mobbers circle jerk, lest you fan a banning. Ooh noo! Ta ta, fuckerz!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813.md?page=2)