# Aeschines  -stop being an asshole.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813 "2007-03-21T03:35:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/101 "2007-03-21T21:19:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
You seemingly have missed the _entire_ percentage of **wring** ’s post. Or possibly, just one very important word.  
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Which word?

If you are talking about “sometimes,” if **Aeschines** were to correct his behavior due to this thread, it would be the first time in many many opportunities. Rather a forlorn hope, I think.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/102 "2007-03-21T21:27:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
Which word?

If you are talking about “sometimes,” if **Aeschines** were to correct his behavior due to this thread, it would be the first time in many many opportunities. Rather a forlorn hope, I think.  
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hey, I **did** say I expect to get that pony before he corrects his behavior.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/103 "2007-03-21T21:28:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
Which word?  
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Ok, make that an entire sentence. You even quoted it: “Obviously, that’s not been the case here.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/104 "2007-03-21T21:37:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
Ok, make that an entire sentence. You even quoted it: “Obviously, that’s not been the case here.”  
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Then you missed my point. Of course it hasn’t been the case here. But if \*\*wring \*\* had been familiar with \*\*Aeschines’ \*\* previous behavior (which she says she had not noticed before) she would have known the effort was almost certain to be futile before even starting the thread.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/105 "2007-03-21T22:09:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
Then you missed my point. Of course it hasn’t been the case here. But if \*\*wring \*\* had been familiar with \*\*Aeschines’ \*\* previous behavior (which she says she had not noticed before) she would have known the effort was almost certain to be futile before even starting the thread.  
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I took the “obviously” line to imply that she understood that. IME, **wring** is astute enough to recognize a hopeless cause when she sees it.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/106 "2007-03-21T22:20:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
I took the “obviously” line to imply that she understood that. IME, **wring** is astute enough to recognize a hopeless cause when she sees it.  
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I took the “obviously” to mean this thread only. I agree that \*\*wring \*\* is astute enough to recognize a hopeless case; it therefore seemed obvious that she had not previously noticed what a consistent asshole **Aeschines** has been (as she says herself a few posts up).

This was not intended as a snark against **wring,** but one against **Aeschines.**

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/107 "2007-03-22T01:00:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
Where’s **Liberal** ’s check book when you really need it?  
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No, my integrity is not for sale. I will always, per the mission of this site, stand up for fighting ignorance. I shall never leave.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/108 "2007-03-22T01:06:21Z")

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We don’t want to buy your integrity, just your absence.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/109 "2007-03-22T01:07:09Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Nobody forces anybody to keep responding when they are only getting deeper into trouble.  
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Not the point. The point is that people _enjoy_, without any embarassment, the baiting and banning. And they are completely unaware of the fact that doing so is, sociologically speaking, an ugly thing.

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> Not, obviously. There is no out-of-control part of this board, which is part of the reason that I am willing to pay them for what is usually a free service on the internet.

The Pit is pretty much out of control. So long as you participate in the flame wars _just so_, it can get as messy as anything. But break the hidden rules, and the mods swoop in like harpies.

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> Nobody has been “lynched” at this site, and I resent your accusation.

Then fuck you for being so blind. Fuck your resentment, too.

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> Anybody who has managed to get themselves banned has only themselves to blame.

Oh caca. Every banning ever handed down on this site has been just? Right, and there is no evidence that an innocent man has ever been executed.

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> Yeah, we DO have rules that are enforced here. If you want a juvenile, ridiculous free-for-all, may I recommend the Rest of the Internet?

False SDMB Meme #3,850: This site is vastly superior to any other. It just is!

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/110 "2007-03-22T01:14:12Z")

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At the time of writing the top two pit threads are :-

Aeschines -stop being an asshole.  
Diggleblop has a giant schwanz!

I think no more need be said.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/111 "2007-03-22T01:18:00Z")

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At last!  
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
The best approach to him (assuming an approach must be made at all), the one he’s least prepared to handle, is talking about yourself rather than talking about him, as though he was a meandering child who through blind chance occasionally stumbles onto something useful.  
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Yet, as talking about yourself is your constant practice here, **Ekers** , what are you using for control in the experiment? Bad science!

My dear **Ekers** , despite the “ignore” option so readily available to you, you’ve been a very big contributor to my readership for several years now. Much appreciated! But I wonder why that is.

The reason is that you and all the bitchers in this thread _dig it._ You enjoy the war. If you didn’t, you’d simply not read and not post. (Note: Any complaint about me has been, for the past two years or so, about me in my own threads, and all of those Pit threads except two I can think of. No one has accused me of generally offensive or antisocial board behavior. So, if you don’t dig how I post in my own threads, don’t read 'em. So simple.) If I didn’t dig it, I wouldn’t post the Pit threads that rile you peabrains up. I didn’t dig how the paranormal threads went, so I haven’t posted in them. See a pattern here that my be useful to you? Of course not, unperceptive thou.

Thank you again, **Ekers** for helping to make me a star of the SDMB. You’re the shit!

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/112 "2007-03-22T01:19:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
We don’t want to buy your integrity, just your absence.  
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Until you personally make me absent via ignore, I will gladly include you among my fans. Thank you, O mod wannabe!

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/113 "2007-03-22T01:20:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
This was not intended as a snark against **wring,** but one against **Aeschines.**  
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I feed on snark. Keep it a-coming.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/114 "2007-03-22T01:30:16Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Nobody has been “lynched” at this site, and I resent your accusation.  
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We did get a handful of townies. But the rest were werewolves, dammit.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/115 "2007-03-22T01:31:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
I feed on snark.  
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So do trolls. Coincidence?

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/116 "2007-03-22T01:32:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
So do trolls. Coincidence?  
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Don’t know, O mod wannabe!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/117 "2007-03-22T01:40:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
If I didn’t dig it, I wouldn’t post the Pit threads that rile you peabrains up.  
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Yet another open admission of trolling. It’s a bit surprising to me that the plug hasn’t been pulled already.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/118 "2007-03-22T01:41:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
At last!  
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Oh.  
Had I known you were waiting, I promise I wouldn’t have waited until post #98. I’m usually a bit more active, but there are a number of threads dividing my interest just now, plus I have a busy weekend coming up for which I must prepare.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/119 "2007-03-22T01:42:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
No, my integrity is not for sale. I will always, per the mission of this site, stand up for fighting ignorance. I shall never leave.  
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How’s that working out for ya? Winning lots of friends and converts?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/120 "2007-03-22T01:49:28Z")

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6 posts in 45 minutes that smack of trolling. I thought you said you were not aiming for a flame out.

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> I feed on snark. Keep it a-coming.

This one especially quacks like a duck. Can I suggest you either back down a little or go ahead and commence your flame out?

Jim

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