# Aeschines  -stop being an asshole.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813 "2007-03-21T03:35:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/121 "2007-03-22T01:56:15Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
6 posts in 45 minutes that smack of trolling. I thought you said you were not aiming for a flame out.

This one especially quacks like a duck. Can I suggest you either back down a little or go ahead and commence your flame out?

Jim  
[/QUOTE]  
You wanna join **Q.E.D.** in the mod wannabe category? You’d just love to ban me yourself, wouldn’t you. Wouldn’t that feel _gooooood_?

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/122 "2007-03-22T01:58:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
Yet another open admission of trolling. It’s a bit surprising to me that the plug hasn’t been pulled already.  
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[Palpatine]I _feeeeel_ your anger. It gives you focus![/Palp]

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/123 "2007-03-22T01:59:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
Had I known you were waiting, I promise I wouldn’t have waited until post #98. I’m usually a bit more active, but there are a number of threads dividing my interest just now, plus I have a busy weekend coming up for which I must prepare.  
[/QUOTE]  
Of course, I totally understand. Posting in all my threads is just a small part of a busy, fulfilling life. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/124 "2007-03-22T01:59:57Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
…This one especially quacks like a duck…  
[/QUOTE]

…but **Aeschines** ’s posts seem to echo…

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/125 "2007-03-22T02:00:19Z")

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Where did I say I wanted to ban you? I don’t want to ban you; I’d just like you to go away, either on your own or with a suitable bribe. Now, if the _mods_ wanna ban you, I’m not going to stop them.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/126 "2007-03-22T02:01:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
Where did I say I wanted to ban you? I don’t want to ban you; I’d just like you to go away, either on your own or with a suitable bribe. Now, if the _mods_ wanna ban you, I’m not going to stop them.  
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Oh yes, those mods, of which you are _not_ one. Wouldn’t it be _wonderful_ to have that power. Oh, that power!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/127 "2007-03-22T02:02:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
You wanna join **Q.E.D.** in the mod wannabe category? You’d just love to ban me yourself, wouldn’t you. Wouldn’t that feel _gooooood_?  
[/QUOTE]

No, not really, but you look like you want to do it yourself. Enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/128 "2007-03-22T02:07:08Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
No, not really, but you look like you want to do it yourself. Enjoy.  
[/QUOTE]  
Ain’t gonna happen. Cheers!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/129 "2007-03-22T02:11:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
[Palpatine]I _feeeeel_ your anger. It gives you focus![/Palp]  
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Don’t flatter yourself. I know anger is what you’re going for, like all trolls, but it’s no more than a mild revulsion.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/130 "2007-03-22T02:13:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Ain’t gonna happen. Cheers!  
[/QUOTE]

Checked your warnings lately?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/131 "2007-03-22T02:14:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
Don’t flatter yourself. I know anger is what you’re going for, like all trolls, but it’s no more than a mild revulsion.  
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More like pity, really.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/132 "2007-03-22T02:15:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
Don’t flatter yourself. I know anger is what you’re going for, like all trolls, but it’s no more than a mild revulsion.  
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Then get you and your revulsion out of the thread and fuck off!

Go on! Why bother being here? Why participate? Who’s twisting your arm? Why not just put me on ignore and forget?

Because.you.can’t. 😉

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/133 "2007-03-22T02:16:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Checked your warnings lately?  
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You know I deserve neither suspension nor banning. Plus, the warnings were specious.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/134 "2007-03-22T02:18:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Posting in all my threads is just a small part of a busy, fulfilling life. :dubious:  
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Maybe it is. I wouldn’t know since of your last fifty threads, including this one, I’ve posted in about 12 of them, using a very handy feature I learned about a while back that lets you list all a thread’s contributers and the number of their contributions.

There are quite a lot of features of vBulletin. I’ll have to read this [ATMB thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384827) in detail.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/135 "2007-03-22T02:18:52Z")

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But if you’re all itching for it, sorry. I’ll deny you the _pleasure_. No banning today! Buh-bye!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/136 "2007-03-22T02:19:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Then get you and your revulsion out of the thread and fuck off!

Go on! Why bother being here? Why participate? Who’s twisting your arm? Why not just put me on ignore and forget?

Because.you.can’t. 😉  
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I can, and will refrain from participating in the thread from now on. At this point it is really just troll-feeding.

You, on the other hand, will continue to dance for some time.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/137 "2007-03-22T02:23:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
More like pity, really.  
[/QUOTE]

boring is more like it. Look, \*\*Aeschines \*\* I’d not noticed you before that thread. But you’re certainly acting like a dick now. and not a particularly interesting one. I don’t really give a shit what you do, but if you continue like you are, you will likely be banned. If you want to continue posting here, you should take that into consideration.

or not. the choice is yours.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/138 "2007-03-22T02:26:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Why not just put me on ignore and forget?  
[/QUOTE]  
Inviting someone to add you to their ignore list is just a puerile as flaming someone by claiming they are on ignore. Why not save everyone the trouble and just fuck off and go away?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/139 "2007-03-22T02:27:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines]  
Plus, the warnings were specious.  
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I will, of course, suggest that on this message board, no moderator warnings are specious. You may, of course, choose to ignore them, at your peril.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aeschines-stop-being-an-asshole/396813/140 "2007-03-22T02:33:38Z")

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[QUOTE=wring]  
If you want to continue posting here, you should take that into consideration.  
[/QUOTE]

Despite his claims otherwise, I really don’t think he DOES want to continue posting here.

This has the feel of a deliberate flameout in order to feed his martyr complex.

He likes the idea of being persecuted, and if he continues to act like an asshole, but plead innocence, he can say he’s been persecuted.

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