# Aesiron was in a little accident this morning. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801 "2004-11-03T17:55:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/61 "2004-11-04T01:55:59Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > Is it terrible that I misread this in a really dirty way? Be more terrible if you didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/62 "2004-11-04T02:25:15Z")
I just talked to aesiron a few minutes ago. He’s going to be going into surgery in about 30-45 minutes. He has no idea yet how long he’s going to be in the hospital. He’s pretty drugged up and has been dozing most of the day. But I let him know he’s got tons of well-wishes waiting for him. I’ma gonna to print them all out and plaster them around his room tomorrow. > [@](#): > > Hey, look on the bright side. You get to eat all the ice cream you want! Uh, **NoClueBoy** , he’s not getting his tonsils out, y’know. I’m not sure the ice cream rule applies. 😉 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/63 "2004-11-04T02:29:11Z")
Get well soon, dude. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/64 "2004-11-04T02:30:02Z")
**Aesiron** , dude, I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I’ll be pulling for you too. Get better soon. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/65 "2004-11-04T03:29:33Z")
That’s terrible. Feel better soon. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/66 "2004-11-04T03:34:57Z")
Holy crud, that sucks! May you have pretty nurse-babes to attend you and all the narcotics and jello your little heart desires. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/67 "2004-11-04T04:36:31Z")
Good luck, **Aes**. Hurry back! Oh, and **Gr8kat** , if he’s taking cards, e-mail me. It’s in the profile. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/68 "2004-11-04T05:19:19Z")
Has anyone investigated weather the driver was a Star Wars fan? This looks fishey. Give him my best! ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/69 "2004-11-04T05:27:22Z")
Ouch! Best Wishes on a full and complete recovery **Aesiron** Likewise on the card thing. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/70 "2004-11-04T05:30:50Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > 10 reasons **Aesirion** should get well soon. But you forgot the reason he should stay sick longer - cute nurses! Get better soon anyway, Aesiron! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/71 "2004-11-04T05:32:05Z")
You know the best part of being screwed up in the hospital in a cast? MORPHINE DRIP! 😃 Get well soon, **Aesiron**. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/72 "2004-11-04T05:54:55Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Surgery is _good_—it means the break will heal a lot faster than on its own. > > All you have to do is dress up like Grace Kelly, and set him up in a wheelchair with a pair of binoculars to spy on the neighbors . . . You know, I read this and immediately remembered the reference, kept scrolling with somewhat pleasant memories of watching this movie with my mother… …then thought “What? Who ELSE has seen that movie in this, the year 2004? And would think immediately to make a reference to it? That **must** have been Eve…” Scroll up…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/73 "2004-11-04T05:57:17Z")
Hope the surgery went well and you have a speedy recovery, well, of course, except for the cute nurse thing. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/74 "2004-11-04T06:27:35Z")
Poor guy! Hope he gets out soon! ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/75 "2004-11-04T06:45:37Z")
All the best for a speedy recovery **Aesiron**. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/76 "2004-11-04T08:09:51Z")
Ouchies, little brother !! I hope you are feeling better soon. Nothing like getting body-slammed !! I’d like to send a card too if that’s ok. 90 ---
**Author:** ![TonyF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@TonyF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonyF)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/77 "2004-11-04T08:14:53Z")
Holy… well, I’m glad he’ll be alright. Good luck, get well soon! ---
**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/78 "2004-11-04T09:26:45Z")
get well soon **Aes**. Best wishes Dave ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/79 "2004-11-04T11:29:10Z")
I actually gasped when I read the OP. Man, that sucks **Aesiron**! Remember- the little button is your friend. Drugs are good, m’kay? Sending healing hugs your way, dear. I’d also like to send a card. -Holly ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801/80 "2004-11-04T13:04:43Z")
Goodness! Poor **Aes**! Here’s another round of wishes and groovy vibes coming your way for a speedy recovery! Poor baby… ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aesiron-was-in-a-little-accident-this-morning/272801.md?page=5)