# affair - not an affair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/affair-not-an-affair/166322>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 3, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/affair-not-an-affair/166322 "2003-04-03T23:43:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/affair-not-an-affair/166322/41 "2011-05-01T16:40:38Z")

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Is it really an affair if the other person is a zombie??

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**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/affair-not-an-affair/166322/42 "2011-05-01T21:38:22Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> I know this is a zombie but did we ever establish if his girlfriend ever existed? He’s never seen her face and doesn’t know anything concrete about her. My first thought was that she wasn’t real.

She just wanted him for his brains.

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