# Afghan TV Guide

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**Created:** [November 16, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/93815 "2001-11-16T21:05:51Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afghan-tv-guide/93815/1 "2001-11-16T21:05:51Z")

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AFGHAN TV GUIDE

MONDAYS:  
8:00 - “Husseinfeld”  
8:30 - “Mad About Everything”  
9:00 - “Osama In The Middle”  
9:30 - “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show”  
10:00 - “Allah McBeal”

TUESDAYS:  
8:00 - “Wheel of Torture”  
8:30 - “Who Wants to be a Terrorist?”  
9:00 - “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest  
Things”  
9:30 - “Afghanistan’s Wackiest Public Execution  
Bloopers”  
10:00 - “Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”

WEDNESDAYS:  
8:00 - “Dharma & Mohammed”  
8:30 - “That Taliban Show”  
9:00 - “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita”  
9:30 - “Just Shoot Everyone”  
10:00 - “Veilwatch”

THURSDAYS:  
8:00 - “Survivor - Afghanistan!”  
8:30 - “Touched by an Infidel”  
9:00 - “Veronica’s Closet-Full of Long, Black,  
Shapeless Dresses”  
9:30 - “My Two Baghdads”  
10:00 - “Diagnosis: Heresy”

FRIDAYS:  
8:00 - “Judge Laden”  
8:30 - “Afganistan’s Funniest Surveillance Tapes”  
9:00 - “What Law & Order?”  
9:30 - “Achmeds Creek”  
10:00 - "No-witness News