# African American men and oral sex

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 3, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621 "2003-12-03T01:51:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/61 "2003-12-07T03:45:19Z")

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I’m a white guy, and I have a beard; I’m definitely going to have to try the soulpatch trick…  
I also happen to be an insatiable muncher, as evidenced [here](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=174550&highlight=best+friend+wife).

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**Author:** ![ekow2kn3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecc23a/32.png) [@ekow2kn3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekow2kn3)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/62 "2003-12-07T05:58:43Z")

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Here we go again, letting 2 people represent an entire race of people

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**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/63 "2003-12-07T07:08:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ekow2kn3 \*  
> \*\*Here we go again, letting 2 people represent an entire race of people \*\*

I’m completely drunk, but I think that even sober I wouldn’t know what the hell you were talking about.

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/64 "2003-12-07T07:13:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sqube \*  
> \*\*I’m completely drunk, but I think that even sober I wouldn’t know what the hell you were talking about. \*\*

Thank you. I was wondering what they were on about too.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/65 "2003-12-08T19:10:06Z")

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Just popping in to point out that **ekow2kn3** currently has 69 posts.

_giggle_ I am _so_ easily amused.

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**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/66 "2003-12-09T00:09:38Z")

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> Oh, and be careful you don’t make a raw spot. That’s the last place you want to do that to. It helps if you condition your beard so it’s softer.

_Takes notes_

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/67 "2003-12-09T01:25:27Z")

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Just to be clear… You guys know you don’t need to use the entire goatee, right? Just that little patch underneath your lower lip…

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**Author:** ![ekow2kn3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecc23a/32.png) [@ekow2kn3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekow2kn3)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/68 "2003-12-09T08:40:35Z")

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i was talking about the OP

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**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/69 "2003-12-09T08:48:10Z")

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Was the OP really supposed to just go around and start asking random black guys “Hey? Do you go down?” That would be… strange to say the least. He said he was just chillin with the guys and asked a couple of friends how they felt about it. Then he posted here to see if he could get a larger view of the situation. Doesn’t seem like he made any assumptions to me.

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**Author:** ![E.T.Bass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@E.T.Bass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.T.Bass)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/70 "2003-12-09T08:56:59Z")

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I worked with a black dude and he asked me two things,

1.) Do I engage in oral sexual intercourse with a female (or eating pussy in the parlence of our times)

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2.) How do I like my steak cooked. I told the dude well done. He said all white people like it like that.

So, black men do not engage in oral copulation and they like their meat rare.

ET

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**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/71 "2003-12-09T12:56:28Z")

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Just popping in to add that right now this thread is right beside the “What’s the Most Exotic Food You’ve Ever Eaten?” thread. Hee, hee.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/72 "2003-12-09T14:48:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ekow2kn3 \*  
> \*\*i was talking about the OP \*\*

??? What are you TALKING about regarding the OP?

He did NOT say “here’s what African American men do” he’s asking a QUESTION, and is very clear that he does NOT know if what his two friends said was true or not, and that he’s asking for input from more than just the two men.

He very clearly was NOT ready to rely on two people to “represent a whole race”. Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/73 "2003-12-10T08:40:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ekow2kn3 \*  
> \*\*Here we go again, letting 2 people represent an entire race of people \*\*

You’re right. We really should get a third.

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/74 "2003-12-10T14:44:48Z")

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From the Last of the Mohicans

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> General Webb  
> … their latin voluptousness coupled with their gallic laziness means that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.

I always side with the French on that statement 🙂

\*\* E.T. Bass\*\* this is one white boy who likes his steak rare to medium rare.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/african-american-men-and-oral-sex/216621/75 "2003-12-11T00:30:06Z")

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Have goatee, will travel.  
(I just had to.)

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