# Afroman punches woman on stage **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034 "2015-02-18T20:44:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/221 "2015-02-21T17:47:24Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Ha. More bullshit from you. Liar > [@](#): > > Now get your dumb ass back to that thread and find where I said I “know” people are black due to their hair texture. “That” thread? As if you confine your spew to one thread? > [@](#): > > Didn’t happen. [Did too](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16868022&highlight=hair#post16868022). Liar. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/222 "2015-02-21T17:53:19Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > I’m aware of your background, and aware that terrible things were done to you. So who the fuck are you to tell me I "“truly don’t know what racism is”? > [@](#): > > But unfortunately (if perhaps understandably) they have left you hypersensitive to things that even hint of racism _to you_ that are not meant that way, by people who are not, in fact, racist. No. What it’s left me with is a lack of tolerance for the kind of racist bullshit that folks like you don’t even see. There’s a difference between hypersensitivity and awareness. You lack the latter - you all too clearly have a tolerance for racism I had beaten out of me years ago. That’s not my problem. It’s yours. > [@](#): > > you almost certainly need real help to do so. You know what would _really_ help me? If you could insert your pencil dick into this cactus I’m holding… ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/223 "2015-02-21T18:09:09Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Liar"That" thread? As if you confine your spew to one thread? > [Did too](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16868022&highlight=hair#post16868022). Liar. You lying-ass mofo. Now if you’re so sure, please do provide the quote and link that shows I am lying and that is is not YOU lying with the claim you made a few posts up. Your last link didn’t show what you claimed, just as I knew it wouldn’t. So, you’re stupid and dishonest. Nice combo, bro! ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/224 "2015-02-21T18:12:35Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > So who the fuck are you to tell me I "“truly don’t know what racism is”?No. What it’s left me with is a lack of tolerance for the kind of racist bullshit that folks like you don’t even see. There’s a difference between hypersensitivity and awareness. You lack the latter - you all too clearly have a tolerance for racism I had beaten out of me years ago. Well, if it is possible to beat something out of someone, perhaps you should go back and see if they could beat the stupidity out of you. And if that works, maybe they can work on the dishonesty, you liar. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/225 "2015-02-21T18:16:32Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > You lying-ass mofo. Now if you’re so sure, please do provide the quote and link that shows I am lying and that is is not YOU lying with the claim you made a few posts up. Your last link didn’t show what you claimed, just as I knew it wouldn’t. So, you’re stupid and dishonest. Nice combo, bro! Still here? Why am I not surprised. And anyone is free to click that link and see in response to my asking > [@](#): > > Are you claiming that external differences are race-aligned? Name one. where you said > [@](#): > > hair texture, melanin content of skin, eye shape…That is to say, there is a very strong correlation between kinky hair and Blacks Now, I know this is hard for your senile brain to follow, but this _is_ the same as saying “I know people are Black because of their hair texture” So when it comes to liars, I think the answer is “No, U” ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/226 "2015-02-21T18:23:17Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Well, if it is possible to beat something out of someone, perhaps you should go back and see if they could beat the stupidity out of you. Naah, they’re not around anymore. See, despite claims to the contrary by racists like you, our overlords didn’t prove to be all that superior to us. They’re in no position to beat me anymore. And your “stupidity” is on the same level of observation from you as your “correlation”, so we can be sure it doesn’t actually exist. > [@](#): > > And if that works, maybe they can work on the dishonesty, you liar. It’s almost cute that you think people can’t actually _read_ the racist shit you post. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/227 "2015-02-21T19:47:30Z")
Which poster in this thread is most likely to be [this Wheel of Fortune contestant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOdSFt6OwaQ)? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/228 "2015-02-21T19:57:28Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > If you were to ask friends to be extra careful around your triggers, that’s fine, but the rest of the world does not owe you that. You need to accept that, and you almost certainly need real help to do so. So says the one that is showing to all that it has trouble reading posts, like post #203 You are the one that needs help. At least in identifying who one should defend. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/229 "2015-02-22T00:09:34Z")
Hold it. We’re still having the debate over whether or not **magellan** is a trolling racist? I thought that was settled _years_ ago. Like, a decade. (He is.) ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/230 "2015-02-22T06:28:21Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Still here? Why am I not surprised. > > And anyone is free to click that link and see in response to my asking > where you said > Now, I know this is hard for your senile brain to follow, but this _is_ the same as saying “I know people are Black because of their hair texture” Do you even read your own posts? You said “like how he knows people are Black because of their hair texture”. That would require certainty. But then, in an attempt to prove the veracity of your claim, you quote me say8ing that there is a very strong correlation. That’s you putting forth bullshit. I’ll repeat, how about we settle this by you bridging your dam-ass self to NYC and, like I said, I’ll be able to identify black by appearance. Every time I point to some and claim that he pr she is black and I’m right you give me $10. Every time I’m wrong I’ll give you $20. Hell, $50, $100. If you’re right about the whole issue, I’ll be paying you money. If you’re wrong, you’ll be paying me every dime you have. And more. But don’t worry, I’ll let you work off the rest. Even though you’re demented. And dishonest. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/231 "2015-02-22T06:29:24Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Hold it. We’re still having the debate over whether or not **magellan** is a trolling racist? I thought that was settled _years_ ago. Like, a decade. > > (He is.) Oh, so devastating. What a lightweight little punk you are. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/232 "2015-02-22T07:37:58Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Do you even read your own posts? You said “like how he knows people are Black because of their hair texture”. That would require certainty. Ha ha. _That’s_ the picayune point you’re choosing to get all in a huff about? I guess **CP** isn’t _really_ the most pedantic racist on the Dope. Listen, you imbecilic bedstain - people use the word “know” all the fucking time for situations where there isn’t, or can’t, be 100% certainty. This is called “English” - do you speak it? > [@](#): > > That’s you putting forth bullshit. I’ll repeat, how about we settle this by you bridging your dam-ass self to NYC No thanks - NYC is, I’ve gathered, full of racists. Many of whom are cops. You’re not a cop, are you, **mags**? > [@](#): > > But don’t worry, I’ll let you work off the rest. Wait, will you pay for my passage, too? That’s mighty white of you. > [@](#): > > Even though you’re demented. Said the senile old man still clinging to the Pleasantville tranquility of _Gomer_ fucking _Pyle_. **Starving Artist** should take lessons. > [@](#): > > And dishonest. Yeah, no. Liar. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/233 "2015-02-22T13:34:18Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Ha ha. _That’s_ the picayune point you’re choosing to get all in a huff about? I guess **CP** isn’t _really_ the most pedantic racist on the Dope. > > Listen, you imbecilic bedstain - people use the word “know” all the fucking time for situations where there isn’t, or can’t, be 100% certainty. This is called “English” - do you speak it? > No thanks - NYC is, I’ve gathered, full of racists. Many of whom are cops. > > You’re not a cop, are you, **mags**?Wait, will you pay for my passage, too? That’s mighty white of you.Said the senile old man still clinging to the Pleasantville tranquility of _Gomer_ fucking _Pyle_. **Starving Artist** should take lessons.Yeah, no. Liar. This is what you write after you begrudgingly admit that my claims were correct about what I said and that you were playing loose and fast with language and logic. After I had to grab you by the back of your neck and shove your face into reality where you admit that I never said what you claimed, except by some bizarre redefinition of certainty, and show that you were the one lying, your response is to still claim I was the one lying. And if I recall correctly you claim to be some sort of scientist. One would think that a person of science would appreciate the difference between certainty and non-certainty. Unless you’re full of shit about that, too. You are really demented. And dishonest. A heaping pile of water buffalo dung. Get help. You need it. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/234 "2015-02-22T14:09:36Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > you begrudgingly admit that my claims were correct about what I said I admitted that? You’re deluded. You’ve remained a liar who refuses to be held accountable for the racist shit he types. You’ve _admitted_, multiple times, you use the “Blacks are the people with frizzy hair and dark skin” criteria of an 18th C. anthropometrist to classify people. And _now_ you want to walk that back with talk of uncertainty? You’re not just a liar, but a coward, too. Today’s racist bigots just don’t have the courage of their convictions like their forebears. So I guess the hood is there to hide the redness of your face at being caught out in yet another lie. And no idiot who still clings so desperately to the disgraced pseudoscience of biological race is in any position to question my scientific credentials. Hell, the only place you’d have talking about science would be responding to questions in a clinical trial for a cure for terminal idiocy. Although how you’d answer when your head’s so far up you ass, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/235 "2015-02-22T14:33:31Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > I admitted that? You’re deluded. You’ve remained a liar who refuses to be held accountable for the racist shit he types. You’ve _admitted_, multiple times, you use the “Blacks are the people with frizzy hair and dark skin” criteria of an 18th C. anthropometrist to classify people. And _now_ you want to walk that back with talk of uncertainty? > > You’re not just a liar, but a coward, too. Today’s racist bigots just don’t have the courage of their convictions like their forebears. So I guess the hood is there to hide the redness of your face at being caught out in yet another lie. > > And no idiot who still clings so desperately to the disgraced pseudoscience of biological race is in any position to question my scientific credentials. Hell, the only place you’d have talking about science would be responding to questions in a clinical trial for a cure for terminal idiocy. Although how you’d answer when your head’s so far up you ass, I don’t know. My point in that thread stands. Not the point you think I made or wish I had made, your liar, but the actual point I made. So, stop flapping your lips on the keyboard and come to New York with all the money you have. If I’m right, you’ll double your money. If I’m right, I will take your money and send your dishonest ass back home. Look douche, if you really were beaten for your race (as opposed to being beaten for your stupidity, dishonesty and general assholeness) isn’t it a strong possibility, as other posters have pointed out, that it scarred you. That you likely have some form of PTSD. And given that, maybe you should see a shrink. Maybe he can remove that baobab tree you have up your ass. But here’s a start: just stop lying. I mean, really, if you have to lie to bolster your point, you don’t have much of a point. Better to just point and scream “RACIST” every time that anyone mentions anything that you can, in your magnificently twisted mind, turn into racism. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/236 "2015-02-22T14:50:47Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > digwhistles I saw them open for Primus. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/237 "2015-02-22T15:05:17Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > My point in that thread stands. Not the point you think I made or wish I had made, your liar, but the actual point I made. Nope. As was shown in that thread - you wouldn’t know a correlation from the hole in your head. > [@](#): > > So, stop flapping your lips on the keyboard and come to New York with all the money you have. If I’m right, you’ll double your money. If I’m right, I will take your money and send your dishonest ass back home. Stop trying to make this idiotic, one-sided bet happen. It’s not going to happen, because it’s idiotic of anyone to let you cherry-pick the location the way racist “scientists” cherry-pick their data. > [@](#): > > Look douche, if you really were beaten for your race (as opposed to being beaten for your stupidity, dishonesty and general assholeness) Yeah, the police gave us all IQ and assholishness tests before they shot and beat us. You’re so right.:rolleyes: > [@](#): > > isn’t it a strong possibility, as other posters have pointed out, Yes, I’m aware that you and Steophan are tight like two Aryan Brotherhood cellmates, no need to remind me. > [@](#): > > that it scarred you. Of course it scarred me. But only physically. > [@](#): > > That you likely have some form of PTSD. Naah, I see racists because they type racist shit. Of course, then they try and walk it back. Because racists are a cowardly lot. > [@](#): > > But here’s a start: just stop lying. I mean, really, if you have to lie to bolster your point, you don’t have much of a point. Once again: anyone can read your posts here, liar. So anyone impartial is welcome to call me out if what you posted isn’t what I said (this doesn’t apply to your obvious Klanmates like Steophan, Shodan and the like, of course - they’re hardly unbiased) > [@](#): > > Better to just point and scream “RACIST” every time that anyone mentions anything that you can, in your magnificently twisted mind, turn into racism. :rolleyes: “I can group people based on their skin colour” is the very epitome of racism, and insulting people based on their racial characteristics is another. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/238 "2015-02-22T16:11:27Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Of course it scarred me. But only physically. You say that. You might even actually believe it. But your demented rantings, lies and paranoia offer a more realistic look. Get help. You’ll still no doubt probably be a lying asshole, but you’ll be a healthier lying asshole and the world will be spared at least some of your Son of Sam-grade fantasies. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/239 "2015-02-22T16:24:09Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Oh, so devastating. What a lightweight little punk you are. 😕 You thought I was insulting you? (You know, you’d probably be happier if you’d just own your racism.) ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034/240 "2015-02-22T16:42:52Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > You say that. You might even actually believe it. But your demented rantings, lies and paranoia offer a more realistic look. I don’t need lessons in what is or isn’t real from you, thanks. Not from a senile racist who still mentally lives in Mayberry, and thinks a retreat to Victorian pseudoscience is the best answer for questions of addressing social problems. Demented is insisting biological race is real when the scientists working in that field themselves tell you it’s not. And as for lies, well, we’ve seen that you’re quite happy to lie about the content of posts that everyone can see you made. So delusional goes right along with demented. And paranoid, of course, goes without saying. Racists are all paranoid nowadays. Must be the fear of being found out by society at large, or something. > [@](#): > > Get help. Get knotted. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/afroman-punches-woman-on-stage/713034.md?page=13)