# After \_many years\_ I return to SDMB to find Shodan

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 25, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964 "2020-01-25T18:40:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/21 "2020-01-26T20:31:26Z")

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In the spirit of the OP, I am bumping this thread so fewer people will read it.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/22 "2020-01-26T21:26:00Z")

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Your presence just poisoned it for me.  
Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/23 "2020-01-27T00:47:15Z")

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Perhaps, like Vladimir and Estragon waiting for the titular Godot, we are all here just waiting for that moment when Ignorance has been slain once and for all. But it will never come. In reality, the fight is eternal.

So, take some comfort in the cadences and familiarity of the eternal. And fight on!

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/24 "2020-01-27T03:11:20Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> How many years is _many years_?

I think I stopped being a regular here around 2015. Why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/25 "2020-01-27T15:45:42Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> I think I stopped being a regular here around 2015. Why do you ask?

He probably just noticed that you posted here last year and the year before that. So you haven’t really “returned after many years”.

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**Author:** ![Kovitlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kovitlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kovitlac)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/26 "2020-01-28T21:21:15Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Wish we had a “Like” button…

I wish we had a :rolleyes: button. This will have to do.

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/27 "2020-01-29T00:17:20Z")

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Shodan is right wing excrement.

Fuck his regards.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/28 "2020-01-29T02:38:13Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I agree. While I generally disagree with Shodan in any debate involving political topics, I always feeling like I’m participating in a dialogue. Shodan is expressing his own opinions, understands what he’s saying, reads what other people say, and responses to other people. He’s miles ahead of some of the other conservative posters we’ve had here who don’t appear to understand their own posts and don’t read anyone else’s.

I agree. And unlike so many right-wing loons that show up every so often, he posts in other fora - Cafe Society, and I believe IMHO. He’s not a one-trick pony who’s only interested in ranting or trolling the librulz. I’ve never found him objectionable; just wrong.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/29 "2020-01-29T02:45:05Z")

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I am glad **Shodan** posts here. Hate me if you must.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/30 "2020-01-29T03:38:10Z")

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Hey OP, since you were gone for a while, have you stopped to think about how your user name went from cutting edge cool in 2001 to “ok boomer” in 2020?

(Just trying to liven up this putting a little)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/31 "2020-01-29T03:42:57Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> Hey OP, since you were gone for a while, have you stopped to think about how your user name went from cutting edge cool in 2001 to “ok boomer” in 2020?

That’s why I went with a pop culture reference that’s too old to become dated.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/32 "2020-01-29T03:45:50Z")

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I always thought it was a porn thing.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/33 "2020-01-29T04:20:03Z")

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You? Yeah, _you_ would.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/34 "2020-01-29T04:42:21Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> Hey OP, since you were gone for a while, have you stopped to think about how your user name went from cutting edge cool in 2001 to “ok boomer” in 2020?
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> (Just trying to liven up this putting a little)

Frylock is an awesome name!

Frylock and I’m on top  
Rock you like a cop  
Meatwad you’re up next  
With your knock-knock

…And I ain’t no boomer, Gen X over here. (My parents are boomers.)

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/35 "2020-01-29T05:17:04Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> Hey OP, since you were gone for a while, have you stopped to think about how your user name went from cutting edge cool in 2001 to “ok boomer” in 2020?

Ok Boomer? Boomers would have no idea what the reference was. (I had to look it up.:)) It should be “Ok Millenial!”😃

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/36 "2020-01-29T05:37:01Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> I get the impression that his collections of books, music, films, and porn would prove a fine source of entertainment.

Who’s wouldn’t???

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/37 "2020-01-29T06:32:34Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Who’s wouldn’t???

Trump’s.  
-Dullsville.  
Shodan’s prolly got at least a decent fetish or two.  
I hope at least.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/38 "2020-01-29T06:36:13Z")

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Is “violent furry” a thing?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/39 "2020-01-29T08:09:24Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Is “violent furry” a thing?

It is for tigers.

Anyway, if you’ve reached your limit with Shodan, it is Sho’nuff?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-_many-years_-i-return-to-sdmb-to-find-shodan/846964/40 "2020-01-29T14:20:18Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> It is for tigers.
> 
> Anyway, if you’ve reached your limit with Shodan, it is Sho’nuff?

If he is your enemy then that is Foe Sho’.

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