# After much deliberation.......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030 "2006-07-11T15:09:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/1 "2006-07-11T15:09:47Z")

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Well not really all that much. 😃

Anyway having realised that I’m in the company of well mannered, erudite, articulate beings I decided to cough up and join.

Even as I type my dosh is winging its way across the pond to Uncle Sam.  
Now all I have to do is fathom out the bolding/underlining and all the other little goodies which are mine, the following are tests\>\>\>\>\>

\*\* well lordy me\*

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/2 "2006-07-11T15:15:12Z")

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Welcome aboard!

You just wait riiiiggght there! We’ll be back shortly with the …aaah… “official” welcome party!

Get the goat, the blindfold, and the hummus! Quick! 😉

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/3 "2006-07-11T15:19:22Z")

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> [@JustAnotherGeek](#):
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> Get the goat, the blindfold, and the hummus! Quick! 😉

So we’re not using the pogo stick and the duct tape? Man, we’re getting lax!

Welcome aboard, **chowder**. Try to keep your legs crossed at all times, and by all means, _stay away from the sheep dip!_.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/4 "2006-07-11T15:34:20Z")

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Welcome aboard! I hope you don’t mind that every time I see your name, I’m going to have a Freddy Quimby tirade running through my head.

Now then, if you’ll just take your position over there (yes, there…on the large red “X”), we can get this initiation under way.

_Say it, Frenchy! Say “chowder”!_

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/5 "2006-07-11T15:36:40Z")

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Ooo, another Brit Doper. Me loves Brit Dopers.

Welcome to the boards, **chowder**!

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/6 "2006-07-11T20:28:51Z")

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Welcome! 🙂

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/7 "2006-07-11T21:48:50Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> _Say it, Frenchy! Say “chowder”!_

I had exactly the same thought

shaow-dair

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/8 "2006-07-11T21:51:06Z")

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Chow-dah. 😃

Welcome, and all that. You aren’t allergic to seafood, are you? Or Angora?

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/9 "2006-07-12T01:04:37Z")

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Have a margarita! (It will help with what comes along later, I promise.) And try not to step on the cats. They do tend to be underfoot a bit.

Welcome!

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/10 "2006-07-12T09:11:04Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Chow-dah. 😃
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> Welcome, and all that. You aren’t allergic to seafood, are you? Or Angora?

Allergic to seafood? moi?

Not at all, how do you think I got my handle, fell in love with clam chowder when in Rhode Island…I’d kill for some but we don’t have it here in England ☹

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/11 "2006-07-12T09:59:29Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> Anyway having realised that I’m in the company of well mannered, erudite, articulate beings I decided to cough up and join.

Hehehehehehe.

Wrong board dude. We’re not mannered nor erudite. And you can stick your fucken articulation right up your bum.

See?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/12 "2006-07-12T11:17:04Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> Anyway having realised that I’m in the company of well mannered, erudite, articulate beings I decided to cough up and join.

Ha! Fooled another one!

Pass the cheap beer and corn nuts. When’s the initiation start?

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/13 "2006-07-12T16:43:38Z")

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Welcome!

Always nice to see a new face. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/14 "2006-07-12T16:53:48Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> Even as I type my dosh is winging its way across the pond to Uncle Sam.

Sounds kinky. 😃

Welcome aboard!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/15 "2006-07-12T16:57:02Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> fell in love with clam chowder when in Rhode Island

Hold on there a moment, bub. :dubious:

Before we let you join – what color was the chowder?

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/16 "2006-07-12T17:01:44Z")

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Hello **chowder**. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/17 "2006-07-12T18:19:35Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Hold on there a moment, bub. :dubious:
> 
> Before we let you join – what color was the chowder?

Oooo, good one.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/18 "2006-07-12T18:43:36Z")

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Welcome, **Chowder**!

Do we need a fresh squid yet?

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/19 "2006-07-12T18:56:32Z")

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Welcome aboard **Chowder**

It’s nice to see that you have such a high opinion of the SDMB membership.

Yes, we enjoy discussing Shakespeare, Spinoza, Bertrand Russell, Wrestle Mania III, the latest Monster Truck Rally (will Fordzilla™ finally be overthrown?) …  
oops - sorry there :smack:  
… we’ve sold global warming, found a cheap, non-polluting, unlimited energy source, and we … hey wait a minute - we’ve got his money right?  
Okay, we can let down the pretense. 😃

You should fit in well here.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/after-much-deliberation/364030/20 "2006-07-12T18:58:15Z")

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> [@BiblioCat](#):
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> When’s the initiation start?

Um, you should know by now that the first rule of initiation is: “You don’t talk about initiation.” The second rule of initiation is: “You DO NOT talk about initiation.”

The third rule is to welcome the newest vict… er, member into the fold. Greetings, **chowder**!

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