# Again, I register my dissatisfaction, you yak-humping toadspawn!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 16, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091 "2003-01-16T23:09:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/21 "2003-01-18T00:06:40Z")
I blame special interest groups.
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### Author:  [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/22 "2003-01-18T00:50:38Z")
Can goats even contract syphilis?
Robin
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### Author:  [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/23 "2003-01-18T01:17:57Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*
> \*\*Brevity is the source of wit, asshole. You and your Burnmaker can suck the scabs off a syphilitic goat. \*\*
\ Mmmmm…syphilitic goat scabs\
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### Author:  [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/24 "2003-01-18T01:29:37Z")
Can’t we all just _not_ get along. Bastards!
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/25 "2003-01-18T12:42:46Z")
**Sofa King** , to fulfil such an instruction from you, I think we must _ad hominem_ consider the quality of the instructor.
Let us recall the story of your conception: namely, your mother, on trek in the Andes, stopped to rest, and fell asleep. A passing llama in a randy mood, mistaking her scrawny shanks for another llama, climbed on board your dear mama and had his wicked way. Naturally she awoke during this ordeal, and found herself enjoying the experience. When the llama was done, mommy rolled over and asked for more. To his horror, the llama discovered what he had just done, and threw himself over the nearest cliff in shame. Nine months later you were born.
In the light of this, I find your request that we intensify the insults rather lacking, since your genetic provenance would indicate you were born without the power of good judgement.
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### Author:  [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/26 "2003-01-18T13:38:19Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*
> **Brevity is the source of wit, asshole.**
Brevity is the _soul_ of wit. Idiot.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/27 "2003-01-18T16:32:32Z")
Fuck.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/28 "2003-01-18T19:35:56Z")
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> \*\*MsRobyn \*\*
> Can goats even contract syphilis?
This is hardly the place for a General Question, fuckhead, you know, asshole.
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/29 "2003-01-18T22:32:08Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
> This is hardly the place for a General Question, fuckhead, you know, asshole.
Who do you think you are, fuckhead, a Junior Mod Camper Wannabe, asshole.
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### Author:  [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/30 "2003-01-19T00:09:14Z")
What’s with the fucking pile-on, **Billdo**?
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### Author:  [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/31 "2003-01-19T03:52:57Z")
Deep breath. Scroll up. See **Giraffe** ’s first post in this thread.
Now replace your hat. You have been whooshed. 🙂
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/32 "2003-01-19T07:20:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*
> \*\*Cocksucker. \*\*
Why are you bringing up a non-insult in an insult thread?
Fuckwad.
😛
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/33 "2003-01-19T14:57:50Z")
Well said, **JohnT**. Why, some of my best friends…
One should remember that an oral compulsion can be a very endearing characteristic.
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### Author:  [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/34 "2003-01-19T15:37:45Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
> \*\*This is hardly the place for a General Question, fuckhead, you know, asshole. \*\*
Bite me, you mud-eating shitweasel.
Robin
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/35 "2003-01-20T13:49:57Z")
As a shit-eating weasel, I resemble that remark!
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### Author:  [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-i-register-my-dissatisfaction-you-yak-humping-toadspawn/149091/36 "2003-01-20T22:39:47Z")
Hey fecalface, you don’t know my children. Even if they are bovine boffers, it’s none of your fucking business. So suck shit, colon canker.
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