# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/401 "2018-03-16T00:57:17Z")

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Oh dear sweet Jeebus I just saw a commercial full of close-ups of people’s nasty, dirty, cracked feet. I just ate dinner, and I feel like heaving. Why would they air something like that at this time of night???

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/402 "2018-03-16T06:23:28Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> ive been waiting for this thread to pop up again just to bitch about the latest e-surance ad …
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> The one with the mom who had a somewhat seriously dinged up front end on the driver side
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> Who hugs the van and screams no or why for what seems like 2 days until she gets the e-surance check …

Oh, Gawd! This is one of the few commercials I have hated before it was over - the first time I saw it.

Dennis

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**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/403 "2018-03-16T11:55:54Z")

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I don’t have any links, but from watching Toyota commercials, it appears that Jan is pregnant again.

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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/404 "2018-03-16T15:47:19Z")

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The “can you hear me now?” Verizon guy’s defection to be AT&T’s spokeshole telling us how much better AT is than Verizon, who he flogged for years, makes him seem like a slimey liar.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/405 "2018-03-16T15:55:59Z")

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He shills for Sprint now, not AT&T.

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**Author:** ![amaguri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@amaguri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amaguri)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/406 "2018-03-16T16:19:17Z")

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i CAN’T STAND the new commercial for MasterCard. it’s just a bunch of random people singing “can’t judge a book by its cover” repeatedly in a couple different styles, all incredibly grating. it appears that at least one of them is a famous artist but, ugh. UGH. and i have absolutely no clue what any of this has to do with MasterCard?!

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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/407 "2018-03-16T17:00:43Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> He shills for Sprint now, not AT&T.

Thanks.

This does point out that I know him as Verizon Guy and couldn’t remember what company he shills for now.

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/408 "2018-03-16T17:45:45Z")

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I hate the damn radio/Pandora ad for SimpliSafe security that posits, with the cheesiest dramatization ever, that the only thing in life possibly worse than your home being burglarized is … DUN DUN DUN! making a telephone call. :rolleyes: Also, the woman calling for the security system is whispering like she thinks the burglar is still in the house. :eek: No, call the cops first, then your insurance company, and only then order a security system. 😛

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/409 "2018-03-16T22:12:47Z")

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“It’s just my [nasty skin disease], it’s fine!”

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/410 "2018-03-17T02:59:17Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> “It’s just my [nasty skin disease], it’s fine!”

Psoriatic arthritis is not a nasty skin disease, it is in no way communicable. Nor is it curable.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/411 "2018-03-17T03:25:07Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> “It’s just my [nasty skin disease], it’s fine!”

Exzema is a difficult enough thing to deal with, without this kind of thing; a little compassion would be nice. But what I hate about this commercial is, if you go to the website they are touting, there is absolutely no new information there about either eczema or atopic dermatitis (which are essentially the same thing anyway).

> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Psoriatic arthritis is not a nasty skin disease, it is in no way communicable. Nor is it curable.

Neither is eczema. I have no idea why you think (s)he is talking about psoriatic arthritis.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/412 "2018-03-18T00:12:32Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> [I like 'em!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvuruNN_d4s) I always though Jane Krakowski was hot…

> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> The other woman is [Ellie Kemper](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2608689/) from _The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt_ and _The Office_.

> [@terentii](#):
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> The detergent commercial with the black guy in the funky tuxedo. It’s sooooooooo … _campy_. Ew! :mad:

Tituss Burgess. Like Krakowski and Kemper, he’s on Kimmy Schmidt, where he’s campier.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/413 "2018-03-18T00:16:08Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Neither is eczema. I have no idea why you think (s)he is talking about psoriatic arthritis.

Easy mistake, since there are as many ads for each of them.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/414 "2018-03-18T17:57:09Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Exzema is a difficult enough thing to deal with, without this kind of thing; a little compassion would be nice.

That’s the attitude that has her saying “it’s fine” so defensively. [Eczema](https://nationaleczema.org/eczema/types-of-eczema/) has several types, all are thought to be an overreaction of the immune system. The problem is that is can produce red marks and inflammation, which is “unsightful”, but can also produce weepy sores. And scratching it can, of course, cause it to bleed. Thus it can sometimes seem nasty. The point to know is the eczema itself isn’t contagious.

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> But what I hate about this commercial is, if you go to the website they are touting, there is absolutely no new information there about either eczema or atopic dermatitis (which are essentially the same thing anyway).

My immediate reaction to the commercial is “Yeah, sure, go see your doctor and ask about atopic dermatitis, and he’ll say yep, that’s eczema.” Apparently there are other types, but this commercial shouldn’t be giving new information to eczema sufferers. Their doctors should already have identified and explained the type they have.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/415 "2018-03-18T19:37:43Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Tituss Burgess. Like Krakowski and Kemper, he’s on Kimmy Schmidt, where he’s campier.

I ADORE Tituss Burgess’s singing voice, and wished he would have been cast as the Genie in the live action Aladdin. Here he is, doing the gender reversal for “I Am Telling You I’m Not Going”. Amazing.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8qoOtUMQ12k/hqdefault.jpg "Tituss Burgess "And I Am Telling You..." - Broadway Backwards 2013") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qoOtUMQ12k)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/416 "2018-03-18T19:39:13Z")

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There’s an ad for the Wish app where a woman opens a package with a flowery blouse in it and screams hysterically, multiple times, and then hands it to her teenaged son/brother. Did she buy it for herself? Did she buy it for the teenager? Did the teenager buy it for her? Not only is the screaming annoying, but I don’t understand the ad.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/417 "2018-03-19T12:46:00Z")

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I saw a Tampax commercial that promised to stop “up to 100% of leaks”. Gee, hope I get lucky! This would be a bad day to have the one that only stopped 20%.

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/418 "2018-03-19T14:19:25Z")

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Nest video doorbell add: doctor-father at work wishes his son good luck on his prom date through his iPhone and video doorbell. Why don’t the father and son just video chat on their iPhones?

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/419 "2018-03-20T01:38:28Z")

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Applebee’s is now using Melissa Etheridge’s “Come to my Window” for a take out ad. That’s almost as weird as “Lust for Life” for cruise ships.

Just from completely missing the point of the song.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/420 "2018-03-20T02:15:20Z")

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> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> Applebee’s is now using Melissa Etheridge’s “Come to my Window” for a take out ad.  
> Just from completely missing the point of the song.

_That’s_ not creepy, no not a bit…:eek:

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