# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4286 "2023-04-14T14:37:31Z")

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Recent Arco commercials are giving me a feeling of “too cute by half” or something.

Probably just me. But I don’t think I like them.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4287 "2023-04-14T14:52:14Z")

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I know the “TV Dad” has been mentioned. But that guy with the huge grin is growing on me. He is certainly affable and should indeed be a TV Dad. And he has a cute puppy.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4288 "2023-04-14T15:02:14Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> He is certainly affable and should indeed be a TV Dad.

He _was_.

[![](https://www.tvguide.com/a/img/catalog/provider/1/1/1-12224309587.jpg) ](https://www.tvguide.com/a/img/catalog/provider/1/1/1-12224309587.jpg)

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4289 "2023-04-14T17:09:00Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Another truck commercial is annoying me. What _is_ it about truck commercials that are so, so nails on chalkboard? Even worse than drug commercials!

Yeah, they always show the truck doing incredible things, driving thru delicate riparian habitats, hauling huge loads of shit, etc- when the 12 mpg truck _really_ will be used for daily commute and shopping.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4290 "2023-04-15T13:25:30Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> > [@Biggirl](#):
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> > Another truck commercial is annoying me. What _is_ it about truck commercials that are so, so nails on chalkboard? Even worse than drug commercials!
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> Yeah, they always show the truck doing incredible things, driving thru delicate riparian habitats, hauling huge loads of shit, etc- when the 12 mpg truck _really_ will be used for daily commute and shopping

I can’t remember if I mentioned it here or in another thread awhile back, but we have some road construction going on near our neighborhood where you have to drive through some gravel filled dips as you’re crossing an intersection, and it cracks me up when I see people in their giant manly pickup trucks driving gingerly across these ruts at about 3 mph.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4291 "2023-04-15T18:28:08Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> it cracks me up when I see people in their giant manly pickup trucks driving gingerly across these ruts at about 3 mph.

I kind of go as fast as is safe, and steer around the holes when I find myself in that situation in my '99 Cherokee. I treated it that way when it was new, too.

My wife’s last ex-husband bought a new pickup, but wouldn’t carry anything in it because he didn’t want to scratch the bed.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4292 "2023-04-15T18:38:19Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My wife’s last ex-husband bought a new pickup, but wouldn’t carry anything in it because he didn’t want to scratch the bed.

And right then, she knew he’d be an ex.

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Geez, what is it with guys and trucks?

I knew a guy who was having marital troubles, and he suddenly showed up with a huge, new pickup truck. We asked him if he needed it and he said “That’s what my wife asked, maybe cuz I hadn’t told her beforehand. I said hell, no, the Suburban held everything I’ll ever need to carry. But, it’s a truck, and I’m a man!”

Speaking of exes, he was one within a few months. Wasn’t just the truck…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4293 "2023-04-15T18:57:29Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Wasn’t just the truck…

Nor for my wife.

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4294 "2023-04-15T23:27:11Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My wife’s last ex-husband bought a new pickup, but wouldn’t carry anything in it because he didn’t want to scratch the bed.

It probably wouldn’t have saved the marriage if he knew about the great variety of bedliners…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4295 "2023-04-15T23:44:55Z")

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The first thing my wife did when she bought her 2000 Tacoma was to have a bed liner sprayed in. I miss that truck.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4296 "2023-04-16T03:11:24Z")

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I have always called those vehicles an “I can’t pay child support” truck, because that is the demographic that drives them.

Making a decision like that without consulting the spouse is a no-no, to put it mildly.

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**Author:** ![cincinnatus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cincinnatus/32/7990_2.png) [@cincinnatus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cincinnatus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4297 "2023-04-16T12:56:38Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My wife’s last ex-husband bought a new pickup, but wouldn’t carry anything in it because he didn’t want to scratch the bed.

My buddy wanted to borrow my trailer because he didn’t want to get his truck bed dirty. The trailer was full of cobblestones I was cleaning and working on. He went and rented a trailer. Awww.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4298 "2023-04-16T17:27:39Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> I have always called those vehicles an “I can’t pay child support” truck, because that is the demographic that drives them.
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> Making a decision like that without consulting the spouse is a no-no, to put it mildly.

What if you’re a Manly ManTM who needs to prove how manly you are?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4299 "2023-04-16T17:30:47Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> > [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> > I have always called those vehicles an “I can’t pay child support” truck, because that is the demographic that drives them.
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> > Making a decision like that without consulting the spouse is a no-no, to put it mildly.
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> What if you’re a Manly ManTM who needs to prove how manly you are? -

Kill a grizzly with your bare hands.  
You either prove you’re a Manly ManTM or…problem solved.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4300 "2023-04-16T17:40:40Z")

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I don’t like [this commercial](https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bmen/kfc-mac-and-cheese-bowls-big-bowl-jingle-order-on-the-app) for a KFC product that combines chicken nuggets, macaroni and cheese, and more cheese in a bowl. It looks really unappetizing. Kind of gross actually.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4301 "2023-04-16T17:43:43Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Kill a grizzly with your bare hands.  
> You either prove you’re a Manly ManTM or…problem solved.

That sounds hard.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4302 "2023-04-16T17:44:14Z")

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Sounds like Patton Oswalt’s ‘failure pile in a sadness bowl’.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4303 "2023-04-16T18:52:50Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Geez, what is it with guys and trucks?

When my dad retired, he went out and bought a king cab diesel pickup. Why? No clue. He had nothing to tow, nor did he know how. My folks would occasionally use it to haul stuff to the dump or to pick up larger purchases, tho Mom’s minivan was usually big enough for those chores. So I dunno - it’s a guy thing?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4304 "2023-04-16T19:09:55Z")

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FWIW, I have no desire for a large truck. I do miss my wife’s [2000 Tacoma](https://imgur.com/a/remphay), but new Tacomas are the size of Tundras.

I wouldn’t mind having my ['46 Willys CJ2A](https://www.thecj2apage.com/1946_willys_cj2a/jw46.html) back though. [Yes, that was mine.]

In reality though, I’d rather have my [Porsche 911SC](https://imgur.com/zc0F1ed) back.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4305 "2023-04-16T19:51:18Z")

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Generic Viagara pitchman says, “You won’t believe what I found!”

You obviously found one weird trick even though you don’t use those exact words.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fRuu4Ig29as/maxresdefault.jpg "FRIDAY PLANS COMMERCIAL | FRIDAY PLANS VIAGRA FOR 87 CENTS A PILL | TEXT: CARE TO: 69069 | COMMENT") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRuu4Ig29as)

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