# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5186 "2024-03-10T03:17:29Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> There’s a whole thread about Alec

Must’ve forgotten about it.

His surname is Cabacungan, which seems to be Filipino.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5187 "2024-03-10T03:21:39Z")

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It is Filipino. From what read.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5188 "2024-03-10T04:07:30Z")

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Yeah, that little guy with the bow-tie is in his 20s now, all pierced and tatted.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5189 "2024-03-10T06:49:38Z")

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$19 a month!

You can save Elephants, sad dogs and weepy eyed cats, wounded warriors, tigers, sick kids, crippled kids, kids with backward knees or pay lawyers for female athletes.

$19 a month is the magic number!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5190 "2024-03-10T13:28:48Z")

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Makes me miss hefty Sally Struthers.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5191 "2024-03-10T14:25:42Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> You can save Elephants, sad dogs and weepy eyed cats, wounded warriors, tigers, sick kids, crippled kids, kids with backward knees or pay lawyers for female athletes.

I see them all on late night Law and Order, can’t remember if it is CHARGE or WeTV or Sundance, but yeah, every hour, one more 5 minute sad commercial. They may run during old game shows, too.

> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Makes me miss hefty Sally Struthers.

Speaking of old game shows, we just saw her on Password Plus, not yet hefty., but beginning her career of sad needy causes.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5192 "2024-03-10T14:29:49Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> kids with backward knees

They’re treating our next evolutionary step as though it’s a medical condition!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5193 "2024-03-10T14:46:51Z")

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How will chairs look?

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5194 "2024-03-10T14:52:26Z")

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That’s for IKEA to decide.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5195 "2024-03-11T19:43:13Z")

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You know that hideous Jardiance commercial with the terrible side effects? My doctor just put me on it. I’ll let you all know if my taint starts to rot off. I really hope it helps with my A1C, though.

Jeebus. 🙄

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5196 "2024-03-11T19:46:23Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> They are all old, living in dire conditions. Not sure where. And, I agree they need help.

It appears from the ad it is Ukraine. That’s right, this is aid to Ukrainians, but they never verbally say Ukraine, it’s just in a graphic box and a ticker at the bottom.

Look, I get Ukrainians need assistance. And it’s horrible seeing anyone living like that, let alone Holocaust survivors. But that ad is turning me away.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5197 "2024-03-11T20:02:27Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> And the Life Alert commercial seems to make folks who are having an accident or health crisis seem silly.

> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Your kitchen is sending smoke signals! They say “get out now!”

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-p6aIhi3PH8/hqdefault.jpg "Life Alert 911 Commercial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p6aIhi3PH8&t=27s)

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5198 "2024-03-11T20:18:00Z")

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Effective today, online sports betting is legal in North Carolina. So for the past week there has been a flood of commercials for all of the online betting services. FanDuel is particularly annoying; they must have a massive advertising budget because I’ve been seeing (or rather, fast-forwarding through) two ads during the same commercial break.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5199 "2024-03-11T21:40:50Z")

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> Effective today, online sports betting is legal in North Carolina. So for the past week there has been a flood of commercials for all of the online betting services.

Yeah, that doesn’t go away.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5200 "2024-03-11T22:44:59Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Yeah, that doesn’t go away.

Plus, you also get the “bet responsibly” commercials. Which sound just the like the “bet irresponsibly” actual commercials. Bet on everything! Bet on when the next commercial will start!

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5201 "2024-03-11T23:35:35Z")

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You are about to learn that the only way to really enjoy sports is if you bet on them. Bet on anything. Bet on who scores next, who blocks a shot, who trips and falls down, who’s celebratory dance is coolest. Just bet bet bet!

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5202 "2024-03-12T00:52:17Z")

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Back in the 60s I used to occasionally watch the Cubs games on TV, because I was a Chicago Northsider, That’s the extent of any interest I ever had in sports. Any betting I would do would be the equivalent of throwing darts at a wall, which I’m sure is the way that these online betting games would prefer I bet anyway. And since I wouldn’t watch the games anyway, this would not increase my “enjoyment”.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5203 "2024-03-13T15:34:12Z")

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As I have mentioned earlier, my crotch did rot and I spent a week in the hospital getting pumped full of antibiotics. My insurance won’t pay for Tradjenta and so I have been without diabetes meds for about a year. My A1C is indicating it’s insulin time.

Sorry. It makes me feel better to bitch. Back to your regularly scheduled annoying commercial thread.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5204 "2024-03-13T17:29:35Z")

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A couple of commercials that are annoying because I don’t pay attention to commercials (if possible) so I mis-hear what they’re saying.

1. Someone sings ‘I have type 2 diabetes but I handle it well…’ It always sounds like she’s singing _tattoo_ diabetes.
2. Pedia Sure commercial: A kid says his mom is worried about his growth. I always here it as ‘worried about my _girls_.’

I know that there’s another one or two, but those are the ones I can think of now.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5205 "2024-03-13T18:14:28Z")

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This happens to me too all the time, only I find my version of the commercials much funnier. Like Jaime Lynn Sigler having “relaxing MS”. There are many, many others but this one popped quickly into my head.

P.S. It’s _relapsing_ MS.

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