# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 294

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5866 "2024-08-28T13:06:47Z")

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No labels in the ad - perish the thought! If you can’t tell the difference between cornflakes and bran flakes, you deserve to suffer!!!

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5867 "2024-08-28T13:26:48Z")

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We so keep flour, masa, and sugar in three identical airtight jars on the counter. If you’re paying attention, you can tell the difference. If you’re not, they are labelled “F”, “M”, and “S” on the bottom.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5868 "2024-08-28T13:28:48Z")

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Labels are a good thing for a cook who doesn’t have the best eyesight or might be distracted.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5869 "2024-08-28T14:15:04Z")

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Labels are a good thing for people that have containers of flour, wheat flour, cake flour, bisquik, and pancake batter all together.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5870 "2024-08-28T17:43:57Z")

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We keep the AP flour on the counter. The Self-rising, bread, and cake flours are in the pantry in their original containers (inside a 2-gallon zip-lock to keep them fresh and to keep out any stray bugs.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5871 "2024-08-28T17:52:04Z")

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I put them all in OXO containers. I need my labels! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dogginit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogginit/32/16920_2.png) [@Dogginit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogginit)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5872 "2024-08-29T03:29:46Z")

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The BlueChew commercials. Young ladies, if he’s got to take a pill to get it up, you better ask what’s wrong with your overly exposed cleavage that doesn’t do it for him.

Specific ad I keep seeing [seen here.](https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6bYZ/bluechew-no-one-has-to-know-first-month-free)

ETA: Must be for their much older sugar daddies 😆

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5873 "2024-08-29T05:47:06Z")

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> [@Dogginit](#):
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> Young ladies, if he’s got to take a pill to get it up, you better ask what’s wrong with your overly exposed cleavage that doesn’t do it for him.

There are medical conditions. I think mocking them is not a nice thing.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5874 "2024-08-29T05:56:48Z")

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No, but telling your doctor about those medical conditions. and the use of Bluechew, _is_. Consulting an online doctor who just cares about selling the product may not be the best idea in the world.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5875 "2024-08-29T06:31:08Z")

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It’s the blue chew\* ad, not the disorder.  
Same as those other “get it up” ads. Old dude is not gonna be dating 20 something model by ordering the pills.  
And if he has another medical condition it may just kill him.

The commercials are ridiculous. Same as weight loss ads, psoriasis ads, the ads for stuff that remove bags under your eyes. I could go on and on.

Ad execs and companies really need to quit the practice of making ads for medical stuff that cannot produce miracles.

I only hope most people realize it’s all fake.

ED drugs help alot of men, but it doesn’t provide phone numbers for those women. Sorry.  
(And go to your real doctor for the prescription)

- This a terrible name for this product as well

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5876 "2024-08-29T08:26:37Z")

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Oh, is _that_ what they’re advertising?? Maybe I’m seeing the wrong commercial; the one I’m familiar with just features a bunch of pretty young ladies shaking the bag and saying “blue chew!”. I thought it was something to do with that TikTok jaw muscle-building thing.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5877 "2024-08-29T08:44:34Z")

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I suppose you haven’t seen the one with bending down golf club, either?

Or the ad for _Rooster_? At least that guy lays it out for real(no not _that_) he just tells what it’s for.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5878 "2024-08-29T10:58:02Z")

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Is _that_ what the Blue Chew ads are for? I thought it was for some sort of knock off internet service. Mind, I haven’t actually _seen_ any commercial, just heard them playing in the next room. Kept wondering when Bluetooth was going to sue them.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5879 "2024-08-29T12:12:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Same as weight loss ads

Another pop-up on my tablet games: Lose 50# in 30 days!! The before-and-after videos are amazing! Not only did she lose all that weight so fast, but her skin is tight and toned, not flabby, and her hair is 6" longer!!! All from one gummy a night!!

Oh yeah, and these gummies offer “Free Bottle - Last chance today!!!” The last chance has been every day for at least a year.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5880 "2024-08-29T12:18:05Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Oh yeah, and these gummies offer “Free Bottle - Last chance today!!!” The last chance has been every day for at least a year.

No, see, today is the last chance to get _this_ bottle.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5881 "2024-08-29T15:39:54Z")

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For people that haven’t seen the Blue chew ad, or the limp golf club ad, don’t be so quick to judge those of us who despise them. They’re horrible! Offensive to men, buxom 20 something hotties, and ED sufferers, all at the same time.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5882 "2024-08-29T19:40:00Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> For people that haven’t seen the Blue chew ad, or the limp golf club ad, don’t be so quick to judge those of us who despise them. They’re horrible!

Despise the _ad_- sure. Make fun of the poor guys who need this stuff- no.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5883 "2024-08-29T19:42:11Z")

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Yes, it would be horrible if that was what was happening.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5884 "2024-08-29T19:52:26Z")

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Man, if I see that “laughter is contagious” commercial one more time I will throw something at the TV.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/5885 "2024-08-29T20:35:30Z")

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Apologies if this has already been mentioned, but possibly the worst commercial, ever.

Two words: Quilted Northern

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