# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6647 "2025-06-24T18:49:04Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> Oh! Have you seen the one where the dad doesn’t go to the store because his daughter brings herb boyfriend home? Ugh, he sits in his chair snirking and staring at them. Gross.

I have seen that one. Some moron thought that would be cute with the whole “overprotective dad” stereotype thing. As a dad who has a daughter, I find it offending and disturbing.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6648 "2025-06-24T19:07:06Z")

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I saw part of some Marvel movie promo. Don’t know what movie, don’t care. The annoying thing about it was that it just seemed full of lazy cliches. Hulk is running straight at winged guy (who has Capt America’s shield for some reason, don’t care). Winged guy jumps into the air and does a slow motion rotation as Hulk runs underneath him. He then lands in one of those tri-pod landings. I don’t even watch superhero movies and I think I’ve seen these moves a hundred times. The lack of imagination is insulting.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6649 "2025-06-24T19:44:05Z")

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Falcon “inherited” the role of Captain America after “ Endgame.”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6650 "2025-06-24T22:02:15Z")

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Wiki says that not only does the slang currently exist, it is evolving to include modern celebrities.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6651 "2025-06-24T22:18:04Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> The annoying thing about it was that it just seemed full of lazy cliches. Hulk is running straight at winged guy (who has Capt America’s shield for some reason, don’t care).

For bonus points, you may or may not have noticed that it wasn’t the original-recipe _Green_ Hulk, but the derivative knockoff _Red_ Hulk.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6652 "2025-06-24T22:23:00Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Or period dramas.

I’ll buy that good link!

> [@silenus](#):
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> Wiki says that not only does the slang currently exist, it is evolving to include modern celebrities.

Yes, to make the tourists happy. There is even some personage who has declared themselves “King of Cockney Slang” or something, dresses outlandishly and entertains the rubes.

I am sure it used to be a real thing, but it is now mostly there to entertain the tourists.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6653 "2025-06-24T23:23:30Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> (Cockney rhyming slang)

If I studied this for the rest of my life, I would never understand it. Easier to take up Chinese, I think.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6654 "2025-06-25T10:25:51Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> If I studied this for the rest of my life, I would never understand it.

As with most slang, that’s rather the point. You have to grow up with it.

On another ad, I’ve just seen one for the latest Samsung Galaxy where a young chap asks AI for help because he’s put too much sugar in the pasta sauce he’s making. Who the hell makes pasta sauce with sugar?

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**Author:** ![doreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@doreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doreen)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6655 "2025-06-25T12:35:20Z")

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Depends on the tomatoes - some people use sugar if they are too sour.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6656 "2025-06-25T13:21:13Z")

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I use a tablespoon of sugar in mine. Of course, my recipe makes about two gallons.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6657 "2025-06-25T13:21:37Z")

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> [@PatrickLondon](#):
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> Who the hell makes pasta sauce with sugar?

[This guy.](https://youtu.be/jh13Xd2loto?t=63)

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6658 "2025-06-26T23:10:04Z")

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> [@PatrickLondon](#):
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> On another ad, I’ve just seen one for the latest Samsung Galaxy where a young chap asks AI for help because he’s put too much sugar in the pasta sauce he’s making.

That sounds almost as ridiculous as the Meta ads I’ve seen on YouTube, featuring a dimwitted guy who asks the Meta AI questions about what to do if the food he’s cooking needs acid, or how to make his child eat breakfast. Bonus: the AI implies the guy should know the kid likes smiley faces drawn on his food.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6659 "2025-06-26T23:16:07Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I use a tablespoon of sugar in mine. Of course, my recipe makes about two gallons.

I use about a half-tablespoon in mine; but then, I only make a gallon at a time. So it works proportionally.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6660 "2025-06-26T23:34:19Z")

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First thing I thought of.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6661 "2025-06-28T19:26:28Z")

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The chafe commercials are gross. The woman who narrates it says she thinks the backlash against it us fatphobic. Really? I don’t really care what the women in the commercial look like; I don’t want to watch them reach up their skirts in public to rub the stuff on. A couple look like they’re trying to insert the stuff.

I think it’s a good product, so’s deodorant having said that I wouldn’t apply either on a public sidewalk.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6662 "2025-06-28T19:30:33Z")

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Oh. I’ve noticed that too.  
Maybe a 4th of July thing?

IDK.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6663 "2025-07-02T02:41:50Z")

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Crown Royal.

♫ _I’ve got one more silver dollar…_ ♫

I know the song was written when silver dollars were still being made, but even then they seemed somewhat rare. Now? Who the hell carries any silver dollars?

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6664 "2025-07-02T02:50:51Z")

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I have one in my wallet (a Bicentennial one). A cashier noticed it and was fascinated with it when I was paying for a small purchase in cash. No, I didn’t spend it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6665 "2025-07-02T02:53:48Z")

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I had a clerk at a convenience store try to give two dollars change in silver dollars. No thanks. What the hell am I going to do with it, except explain to the next clerk that it really is money?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6666 "2025-07-02T03:16:03Z")

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Bulleit bourbon. ‘We could talk about notes of this and hints of that, but our bourbon is for drinking.’ Now I like Bulleit bourbon (and rye); but their commercial sounds like, ‘Who cares what it tastes like? Let’s get sloshed!’

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