# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6687 "2025-07-12T18:37:49Z")

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Commercial for Sheba, a high-end brand of cat food, apparently. A woman is feeding her cat a container of the cat food from her couch when off-camera a girl yells “mom, I fell down!”. “Get a bandage from the cabinet”, the mom says. “I’m bleeding!”. “Get two bandages” the mom disinterestedly replies.

So many things wrong here. First, the obvious: it appears the takeaway slogan here is “Sheba: the cat food for owners who love their cats more than their children”. Haha! Nice.

But also, who feeds their cat on a couch? Treats maybe, but not wet cat food.

And the whole “get a bandage, get two bandages” thing. Is she not already assuming her daughter is bleeding by telling her to get a bandage? So why, when the daughter confirms she is bleeding, are two bandages then the answer? It’s just a weird, unfunny and lazily written commercial. It makes the Liberty commercials look like Shakespearean comedy by comparison.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6688 "2025-07-12T19:58:12Z")

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It’s especially infuriating because I bitched about this very same commercial it feels like _years_ ago. And then it was gone, thank goodness. But now it’s back and still has infuriating as ever. Go check on your child you lazy motherfucker!!!

ETA: Quick search in this topic says 2021. Make a new stupid commercial, why don’tcha?

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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6689 "2025-07-12T20:09:17Z")

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She’s not even feeding the cat when the child falls. She’s just sitting on her lazy butt reading a magazine! The cat food doesn’t come in until the end.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6690 "2025-07-12T20:12:57Z")

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Everyone knows you can’t move if the cat is on your lap, or shoulder, as it were. 😃

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**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6691 "2025-07-13T14:59:56Z")

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I am the biggest cat lover you’ll ever met, and I loathe this commercial. It feeds the outrage of cat-haters (though it’s the uncaring mother who should get the brunt of it). It’s just stupid and ugly.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6692 "2025-07-13T15:16:13Z")

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The BMW car commercial that is encouraging people to call off work or other obligations is annoying the shit out of me. The first lady apparently doesn’t even bother to call the person she is supposed to be meeting and then laughs as she lies to her about why she isn’t at the meet.

The other two excuses are no better.

I just want to say, I have worked at a few car dealerships and they don’t think it’s funny when your employees call off. Someone else (me usually!) 🫩 still has to get the work done.

Also, there are a couple of commercials with whispering. I can’t tell you who they are for because I can’t get to the remote quick enough as soon as I hear the first word. It creeps me out so much.

And I see that I’m not the first person to bring this one up. Glad I’m not the only one.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6693 "2025-07-14T11:00:01Z")

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The MSNBC Sirius feed is particularly bad for constantly repeated annoying commercials. The most irritating one lately is the Ethos insurance one that starts with a woman describing her nightmare about Hubby crashing the car and leaving her destitute; Hubby responds with a narmily sympathetic “That’s awful” which keeps growing an increasing undertone of “…will you shut the fuck up about it already?” with each repetition of the ad (OK, that’s probably just me projecting my reaction), all delivered in a way that makes telemundo melodrama sound like Shakespeare.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6694 "2025-07-14T12:50:32Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Also, there are a couple of commercials with whispering. I can’t tell you who they are for because I can’t get to the remote quick enough as soon as I hear the first word.

This. Any effing whispering totally grates on me and triggers my misophonia. Remotes have almost been launched into the TV.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6695 "2025-07-14T13:24:15Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> The most irritating one lately is the Ethos insurance one that starts with a woman describing her nightmare about Hubby crashing the car

Not really related, but this reminded me of something I HATE about some radio commercials-- the ones that have realistic sound effects of screeching brakes (with or without crash sound) or sirens. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard those while I’m driving and freaked out for a second. Just the other day a commercial with a siren came on my car radio, and I started to pull over to the side of the road to let the non-existent rescue vehicle pass.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6696 "2025-07-15T07:51:18Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> all delivered in a way that makes telemundo melodrama sound like Shakespeare

Or how about the Viking River Cruise ad that’s narrated by a woman with this really odd, exaggerated simpering/whining tone? I can’t figure out what they’re going for with that one.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6697 "2025-07-15T22:23:51Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> Or how about the Viking River Cruise ad that’s narrated by a woman with this really odd, exaggerated simpering/whining tone?

I’m a welder, and I don’t even want to “Explore the Weld”.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6698 "2025-07-16T16:11:59Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> Commercial for Sheba, a high-end brand of cat food, apparently. A woman is feeding her cat a container of the cat food from her couch when off-camera a girl yells “mom, I fell down!”. “Get a bandage from the cabinet”, the mom says. “I’m bleeding!”. “Get two bandages” the mom disinterestedly replies.

I originally thought it was Mayim Bialik of The Big Bang Theory playing the cat owner.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6699 "2025-07-16T16:45:36Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> Not really related, but this reminded me of something I HATE about some radio commercials-- the ones that have realistic sound effects of screeching brakes (with or without crash sound) or sirens.

Another annoyance are commercials with realistic phone ring noises.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6700 "2025-07-16T17:00:02Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Another annoyance are commercials with realistic phone ring noises.

Ha! In college my roommate and I were listening to BOC’s Joan Crawford, and when the phone ring came on, he actually turned down the stereo and answered the phone. Alas, no one was there.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6701 "2025-07-16T19:21:31Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Another annoyance are commercials with realistic phone ring noises.

Or door bells.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6702 "2025-07-16T19:23:52Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> …commercials with realistic phone ring noises.

All the more reason, you lazyboneses, to set your phones (and doorbells) to non-standard ringtones.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6703 "2025-07-16T19:24:50Z")

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Yeah, two of our previous dogs would run barking to the front door whenever a doorbell rang on the TV.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6704 "2025-07-16T19:33:42Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> All the more reason, you lazyboneses, to set your phones (and doorbells) to non-standard ringtones.

The doorbell in my house played the Big Ben chime.

You can’t imagine how much playing Wings’ Let 'Em In played havoc with my life…

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6705 "2025-07-16T20:24:20Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> Yeah, two of our previous dogs would run barking to the front door whenever a doorbell rang on the TV.

Ours has learned that the TV doorbell does not warrant a sudden switch to attack mode, but she messes up sometimes.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/6706 "2025-07-16T20:41:18Z")

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Does she get embarassed?

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