# Again with the annoying commercials!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [June 28, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089 "2017-06-28T22:06:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/again-with-the-annoying-commercials/790089/4342 "2023-04-21T02:55:00Z")

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“Doggie paddle”? Woman, I was on my high school swim team. I play water polo. I can tread water with just my legs for better and longer than you can swim with your whole body.

\*Ok, not me, and I know one version has her say “show off” before he calls for help, but “doggie paddle” is a different version where he doesn’t call for help.

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