# Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D S01E06: F.Z.Z.T **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 6, 2013, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214 "2013-11-06T03:55:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/121 "2013-11-10T23:36:26Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Sometimes you just gotta say “what the fuck.” 😉 And then search for your cajones somewhere under your sternum, which is where she will have kicked them. Sometimes unresolved sexual tension needs to stay unresolved. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/122 "2013-11-10T23:38:36Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > someone like, say, Moon Knight could be a Marvel title and rarely, if ever, cross over into the mainstream Marvel universe. > [@TBG](#): > > You mean the same Moon Knight that used to be in the West Coast Avengers? Wait, I’m confused. We’re talking about the chick who played Punky Brewster? If so, yes, they should definitely put her on the show. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/123 "2013-11-10T23:51:37Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > Wait, I’m confused. We’re talking about the chick who played Punky Brewster? > If so, yes, they should definitely put her on the show. You’re confusing Moon Knight with Moon Unit Zappa and Soleil Moon Frye. It’s a common mistake. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/124 "2013-11-10T23:55:47Z")
Is one of those a [breakfast](http://mcdolesgym.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/moons_over_my_hammy2.jpg)at Dennys? Cuz I really dig that combo. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/125 "2013-11-11T00:48:48Z")
If Moon Unit Zappa married Indian film actress Moon Moon Sen but divorced her to marry Soleil Moon Frye and then divorced her to marry Warren Moon and Keith Moon in a joint ceremony with Sun Myung Moon and then left them for Sun Yat-Sen, she’d be Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Sun Sun. Hey, it makes exactly as much sense as FitzSimmons’ science. 😛 (I’d make a joke about the leftover Sen-Sen but there are only about three of us here old enough to get the reference.) ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/126 "2013-11-11T01:06:31Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > If Moon Unit Zappa married Indian film actress Moon Moon Sen but divorced her to marry Soleil Moon Frye and then divorced her to marry Warren Moon and Keith Moon in a joint ceremony with Sun Myung Moon and then left them for Sun Yat-Sen, she’d be Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Sun Sun. > > Hey, it makes exactly as much sense as FitzSimmons’ science. 😛 > (I’d make a joke about the leftover Sen-Sen but there are only about three of us here old enough to get the reference.) hey - I get that one ! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/127 "2013-11-11T01:08:01Z")
_They’re tryin’ out Bevo, tryin’ out cubebs, Tryin’ out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends! And braggin’ all about How they’re gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen. One fine night, they leave the pool hall, Headin’ for the dance at the Arm’ry! Libertine men and Scarlet women! And Rag-time, shameless music That’ll grab your son and your daughter With the arms of a jungle animal instink! Mass-staria! Friends, the idle brain is the devil’s playground!_ ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/128 "2013-11-11T01:30:20Z")
A 56-year-old reference! Might as well say that everything’s up to date in Kansas City. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/129 "2013-11-11T03:36:56Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > If Moon Unit Zappa married Indian film actress Moon Moon Sen but divorced her to marry Soleil Moon Frye and then divorced her to marry Warren Moon and Keith Moon in a joint ceremony with Sun Myung Moon and then left them for Sun Yat-Sen, she’d be Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Sun Sun. > > Hey, it makes exactly as much sense as FitzSimmons’ science. 😛 :eek: I hadn’t thought of that. Man, this show is _deep_. > [@](#): > > (I’d make a joke about the leftover Sen-Sen but there are only about three of us here old enough to get the reference.) [Here’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sen-Sen) what you mean, I think. Music Man? Back to the show. I really hope Coulson & Melinda May aren’t fixing to sex it up. I also hope she isn’t Ms. Perky’s mother. I like my dark, mysterious dangerous beauties to be cold & heartless. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/130 "2013-11-11T03:44:51Z")
> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#): > > Nitpick: to keep 100kg aloft in Earth’s gravity would need close to 1000 N (~980 N). Not that the numerics are terribly important to the situation… D’oh! I knew it would be inevitable that I’d goof somewhere in there. That adds a factor of 3 to the charge and voltage I calculated… but yeah, the exact numbers aren’t that important. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/131 "2013-11-11T14:10:31Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > (I’d make a joke about the leftover Sen-Sen but there are only about three of us here old enough to get the reference.) ::jumping up and down:: Me! Me! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/132 "2013-11-11T14:15:53Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > … she’d be Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Sun Sun. For some reason, I read this clause “hearing” David Tennant’s voice in my head. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/133 "2013-11-11T14:26:07Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > For some reason, I read this clause “hearing” David Tennant’s voice in my head. His “real” voice or his “Doctor” voice? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/134 "2013-11-11T14:45:31Z")
I guess his “Doctor” voice. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/135 "2013-11-11T15:18:57Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > For some reason, I read this clause “hearing” David Tennant’s voice in my head. Could it perhaps be due to a “judoon platoon upon the moon”? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/136 "2013-11-11T15:29:20Z")
Naw, I was reading it in the cadence of his “New new new, new new… New York” line from the [New Earth](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Y5IueKkQ2EM/T2d1ZJzmt9I/AAAAAAAARSs/Si-WRfMUn9E/newearth.jpg) episode. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s01e06-f-z-z-t/673214/138 "2014-03-18T02:36:13Z")
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