# Ah, Ilsa\_Lund, you fucking LIAR! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546 "2004-12-07T14:52:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/41 "2004-12-07T18:13:56Z")
Wait…what _other_ posters here have female-sounding user names but are, in fact, males? ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/42 "2004-12-07T18:15:19Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Wait…what _other_ posters here have female-sounding user names but are, in fact, males? Welcome to the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/43 "2004-12-07T18:19:04Z")
**paulberserker** – you, sir, are a prat of the first water. _points and laughs_ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/44 "2004-12-07T18:20:46Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Wait…what _other_ posters here have female-sounding user names but are, in fact, males? Off the top of my head: **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** and **NurseCarmen**. I’m sure there are others. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/45 "2004-12-07T18:28:37Z")
Also **Muffin**. ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/46 "2004-12-07T18:42:40Z")
I’m just glad that somebody besides me is getting lambasted for pitting an un-funny cat joke. 😃 FWIW, **paulberserker** , I agree that the “cat brains” joke is tasteless (though it appears you’re pitting the untruthfulness of it rather than the tastelessness). Can’t comment about **Ilsa\_Lund** , though. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/47 "2004-12-07T18:44:34Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > Besides, every time **Ilsa** kills a kitten, God masturbates. This is getting so warped. But I love it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/48 "2004-12-07T18:49:17Z")
No dog in this fight, but the kitten post was an obvious joke. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/49 "2004-12-07T19:18:59Z")
> [@paulberserker](#): > > WAAAAAAAAAAA! Go look for a cite yourself fuckbake, I fail to see what’s vague about my OP. Its all there, in various threads. Rather than being lazy, perhaps i’m too busy at work to trawl through fuck knows how many threads. Try taking my post as my cite, cunto, instead of being a lazy fucker yourself. You author a third-rate OP and then have the audacity to insult and bitch someone out for criticizing your lame offering and not doing your homework for you? Allow me to offer you some unsolicited medical advice. Open up your skull, scoop out that soggy mass of urine soaked cornflakes currently sitting behind your eyeballs, and replace it with a working brain. ---
**Author:** ![Ass\_For\_A\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Ass\_For\_A\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ass_For_A_Hat)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/50 "2004-12-07T19:28:38Z")
Ways to tell that your pitting is lame… 1. The pittee feels no need to bother with a defense. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/51 "2004-12-07T19:39:12Z")
1. Even the people that _actually dislike_ the pittee call it lame. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/52 "2004-12-07T19:51:25Z")
1. Calls the guy out for living with his parents. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/53 "2004-12-07T19:56:12Z")
1. It’s triggered by a misunderstanding resulting from the pitter’s inability to perceive something that’s obvious at a glance to everyone except habitual glue-huffers. ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/54 "2004-12-07T20:09:19Z")
1. People need to make a list about how lame the pitting is. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/55 "2004-12-07T20:18:28Z")
1. Brings up unrelated beefs to flesh out a clearly slim pitting subject. “And another thing…the Beatles! And Showgirls!” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/56 "2004-12-07T20:42:34Z")
1. Drags in other posters who the pitter thinks also have a beef with the pittee, and gets it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/57 "2004-12-07T20:52:05Z")
1. Even those with no dog in the original fight join the fracas. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/58 "2004-12-07T21:10:28Z")
1. It turns into a post count padding game. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/59 "2004-12-07T21:24:47Z")
1. Hi Opal. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-ilsa_lund-you-fucking-liar/278546/60 "2004-12-07T21:42:27Z")
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