# AH! Just Imagine The Lucky Girl To Marry Up With THIS Fine Fellow! What Joy! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 21, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604 "2006-04-21T13:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/21 "2006-04-21T15:55:56Z")
> [@Spiff](#): > > 45 is old? > > Crap. > > Way to ruin my morning! [Delmar] Wel, I’m only 44![/Delmar] ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/22 "2006-04-21T15:58:29Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > [Delmar] Wel, I’m only 44![/Delmar] Yeah, it’s great to be part of the young generation. M-m-m-m-my generation. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/23 "2006-04-21T16:01:16Z")
Perhaps he should contact the dads discussed in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367929) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/24 "2006-04-21T16:07:13Z")
Hmm, if he’s paying wouldn’t that make the girl a prostitute and then fall under his forbidden catergory of heathen? Seems he hasn’t thought this through very well. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/25 "2006-04-21T16:26:04Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > He wants a Christian woman, but is infact himself divorced. > Won’t that make him an adulterer? Depends on the reason for the divorce and if he’s a literalist. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/26 "2006-04-21T16:27:59Z")
And we’re supposed to be defending marriage from the homosexuals? 😕 I was actually planning on writing to a state congresscritter about his support of a defense of marriage bill. I do believe I’ll mention this guy as an example of how heterosexuals are doing a fine job of attacking marriage all on our own! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/27 "2006-04-21T16:28:14Z")
Are there a lot of pig worshipers in OK? I mean I get the No white supremists part, those kooks are all over, but I didn’t know there were enough pig worshipers for him to have to exclude them in his sign. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/28 "2006-04-21T16:29:41Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Well shoot! :: counts pocket change :: > > Hey, anyone wanna move to Utah with me? I’ve got $234.63 in my checking account right now. . . > > Tripler > We’ll split it–you get Tuesdays & Thursdays. [You’d have to change the advert.](http://marriage.about.com/cs/marriagelicenses/p/utah.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/29 "2006-04-21T16:30:46Z")
Are you sure he’s not really Woody Allen? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/30 "2006-04-21T16:32:09Z")
p.s. Multiple marriage is illegal in Utah also. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/31 "2006-04-21T16:41:24Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Tastelessness warning: > > Of course, only _one_ of you is going to get a virgin. Not necessarily. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/32 "2006-04-21T16:51:01Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Are there a lot of pig worshipers in OK? I mean I get the No white supremists part, those kooks are all over, but I didn’t know there were enough pig worshipers for him to have to exclude them in his sign. I wonder if pig worshipers are Jews and/or Muslims. “No Jews, A-Rabs, Nigroes, or White Supremicists!” ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/33 "2006-04-21T17:07:20Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I wonder if pig worshipers are Jews and/or Muslims. > > “No Jews, A-Rabs, Nigroes, or White Supremicists!” That would be a stretch, considering they both view pigs as unclean. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/34 "2006-04-21T17:25:04Z")
Wow, if virgins are going for a thou a crack in Oklahoma, imagine just how much money a good horny slut will go for! I should start up some kind of import business and ship from Michigan to Oklahoma. _wanders off to start building up Slortar’s Interstate Slut-o-rama, Inc._ ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/35 "2006-04-21T17:30:57Z")
If he raises bees and sells honey he might have a chance with a Russian mail-order bride. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/36 "2006-04-21T17:31:52Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > That would be a stretch, considering they both view pigs as unclean. Yeah, but they won’t eat them. I wouldn’t put it beyond a cretin to interpret that as worship. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/37 "2006-04-21T17:37:44Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Well shoot! :: counts pocket change :: > > Hey, anyone wanna move to Utah with me? I’ve got $234.63 in my checking account right now. . . > > Tripler > We’ll split it–you get Tuesdays & Thursdays. Time shares are never a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/38 "2006-04-21T17:46:38Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > It’s really only the age group he’s interested in that bothers me. \*\*Isn’t it illegal to try to pay for sex with children? \*\* Is there some kind of solicitation charge this creep could be charged with? Last time I checked, it’s illegal to pay for sex with anyone. The underage part just makes it that much skeevier. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/39 "2006-04-21T18:12:06Z")
He’s going to put her on the layaway – I mean, the a-way-to-get-laid – plan. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/40 "2006-04-21T18:15:35Z")
> [@McNew](#): > > Last time I checked, it’s illegal to pay for sex with anyone. The underage part just makes it that much skeevier. Is this something you check often? **Typical Night at the McNew household** \ “Damn, still illegal” \ \ “Damn, _still_ illegal” \ \ “Oh fer crying out loud! STILL?” 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604.md?page=3)