# AH! Just Imagine The Lucky Girl To Marry Up With THIS Fine Fellow! What Joy! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 21, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604 "2006-04-21T13:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/61 "2006-04-22T23:26:03Z")
no success yet? maybe he needs to through in a free breast exam. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/62 "2006-04-22T23:29:48Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > \ > > He’s offering a thousand clams for a Sweet Young Thing to be his wife; so, who gets the money? If he’s offering it to the SYT, once they’re married the money will be a joint asset anyway, so why bother. If he’s offering this to the girl’s parents, we’re into a whole new level of skeevitude. That’s a good point. And $1000 is a pretty lowball number anyway. Not only is he skeevy, he’s cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/63 "2006-04-22T23:59:42Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > And we’re supposed to be defending marriage from the homosexuals? 😕 > > I was actually planning on writing to a state congresscritter about his support of a defense of marriage bill. I do believe I’ll mention this guy as an example of how heterosexuals are doing a fine job of attacking marriage all on our own! :rolleyes: Well, you’re assuming the “virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24” has to be female. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/64 "2006-04-23T00:05:09Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Wow, $1000? Virgins are apparently going pretty cheap these days. Really? I got my first virgin for around $20 in drinks and some sweet talk. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/65 "2006-04-23T00:15:09Z")
Well, she was a very silly virgin. My daughter is reading this over my shoulder, and says that she’s saving hers to put her through college. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/66 "2006-04-23T00:21:09Z")
I don’t know what the bid deal is with virginity anyway. It’s like riding a bike. The first couple a times you fall off, skin your knees and your ass hurts. Once you get it down though, it’s fun! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/67 "2006-04-23T02:55:01Z")
OK. That was a waste of good bourbon. Now I have to dry the monitor… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/68 "2006-04-23T02:58:19Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I don’t know what the bid deal is with virginity anyway. It’s like riding a bike. The first couple a times you fall off, skin your knees and your ass hurts. Once you get it down though, it’s fun! And if you fall on the bicycle a certain way, you’ll kill two birds with one stone! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![groman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@groman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/69 "2006-04-23T10:03:03Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > It’s really only the age group he’s interested in that bothers me. Isn’t it illegal to try to pay for sex with children? Is there some kind of solicitation charge this creep could be charged with? Yeah but then again a 12 year old taking $1000 to sleep with some old guy isn’t a child. i’m going to hell ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/70 "2006-04-23T10:08:58Z")
> [@groman](#): > > Yeah but then again a 12 year old taking $1000 to sleep with some old guy isn’t a child. It’s The Wrong Way. (Sublime) ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/71 "2006-04-23T10:52:23Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Specify the hole. I don’t know why we’re [spoiler]ing these anyway, but I’m not one to fuck with tradition: There’s always the two-in-one method. Hmm, what’s that smell? I think it’s brimstone. And it’s getting distressingly hot around here. ---
**Author:** ![What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3bc359/32.png) [@What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_s_That_Smell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/72 "2006-04-23T11:05:29Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > Hmm, what’s that smell? You rang? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/73 "2006-04-23T14:41:45Z")
> [@What's That Smell?](#): > > You rang? Sigh. Missed opporpunity: “You rank?” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604/74 "2006-04-23T15:07:54Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Sigh. > > Missed opporpunity: “You rank?” Doomed seaman on wireless: “Help! Help! We are SINKING!” German Coast Gaurd: “What are you sinking about?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-just-imagine-the-lucky-girl-to-marry-up-with-this-fine-fellow-what-joy/353604.md?page=3)