# Ah, shit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-shit/338285>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 3, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-shit/338285 "2006-01-03T21:41:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-shit/338285/21 "2006-01-04T14:52:09Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Remind me again – why did I divorce you?

I’ve hear it involved a donkey, a trout, and a reason why you would never be able to clear a house judiciary commitee meeting.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-shit/338285/22 "2006-01-04T15:30:16Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> I’ve hear it involved a donkey, a trout, and a reason why you would never be able to clear a house judiciary commitee meeting.

See, that’s how rumors get started.

It wasn’t a trout, it was a koi.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-shit/338285/23 "2006-01-04T18:42:59Z")

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Shit,

I just realized that I’m smarter than the Chief Justice.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-shit/338285/24 "2006-01-04T21:55:37Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> _I_ know what it means, and frankly, with all these people talking about how old they are, it’s giving me images that will scar me for life. I said it in the MMP last week, and I’ll say it again: Y’all are OLD.

And as I said there, I’m twice as old as you.  
And I got laid last night.

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