Ah, shit

I’ve hear it involved a donkey, a trout, and a reason why you would never be able to clear a house judiciary commitee meeting.

See, that’s how rumors get started.

It wasn’t a trout, it was a koi.

Shit,

I just realized that I’m smarter than the Chief Justice.

And as I said there, I’m twice as old as you.
And I got laid last night.