### Author:  [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/121 "2004-10-29T19:30:44Z")
> [@ralph124c](#):
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> Am I REALLY a Right-Wing Crackpot??
You’re not as way-out-there as **Brutus** or **Scylla** … yet.
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### Author:  [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/122 "2004-10-29T20:23:25Z")
> [@ralph124c](#):
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> Am I REALLY a Right-Wing Crackpot??
I’ve no idea of your ideological leanings as I’ve not read many of your political posts. So far as I know, this is the first, actually. Mentally speaking though, the observation is spot on.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/123 "2004-10-29T20:46:03Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> My apologies to **Una** , as well as to **Braniac** for the “suck my balls” post.
I was really surprised when you went after **Braniac**. He’s a just a regular kinda guy, you know?
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/124 "2004-10-29T21:10:18Z")
> [@chula](#):
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> It sounds like you joined the SDMB just to reinforce your own ignorance about Americans. You’re not going to get very far with that.
If you’ve ever been involved in a thread in which Roger was sharing his wisdom and expertise regarding Americans and firearms, you’d know that this is indeed the case.
Sam
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### Author:  [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/125 "2004-10-30T02:12:02Z")
> [@chula](#):
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> It sounds like you joined the SDMB just to reinforce your own ignorance about Americans. You’re not going to get very far with that.
Ouch!
> [@GaWd](#):
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> If you’ve ever been involved in a thread in which Roger was sharing his wisdom and expertise regarding Americans and firearms, you’d know that this is indeed the case.
Ouch, again!
Or should that be Bang?!
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/126 "2004-10-30T05:57:38Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> Or should that be Bang?!
Ooooh! how witty! You ferriners are so cute at times.
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### Author:  [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/127 "2004-10-31T00:44:54Z")
I don’t even care anymore. No matter who wins, I’m gonna drink and celebrate the fact that it’s finally over for another 4 years.
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/128 "2004-11-02T02:28:31Z")
> [@rjung](#):
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> You’re not as way-out-there as **Brutus** or **Scylla** … yet.
Nor is he as nasty a motherfucker with less merit than a post chili-fest shit such as yourself.
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### Author:  [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/129 "2004-11-02T08:25:42Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> BTW, this reminds me of the time when Shrub was first running for governor against Ann Richards. He decided to go duck hunting when the season opened up. Ann Richards went too. Ann bagged herself some birds and got her picture taken. GeeDubya shot an endangered songbird and had to pay a fine. That’s what happens when you give a firearm to a moron who hasn’t been trained to use it.
Dio, the killdeer is anything but endangered
[http://birds.cornell.edu/programs/AllAboutBirds/BirdGuide/Killdeer\_dtl.html](http://birds.cornell.edu/programs/AllAboutBirds/BirdGuide/Killdeer_dtl.html)
> [@](#):
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> The most widespread and familiar of the American plovers, the Killdeer is a common bird in farmyards, fields, and parking lots. Although many species of birds pretend to have a broken wing to lure predators from their nest, the Killdeer is the one most commonly seen performing this distraction display.
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### Author:  [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/130 "2004-11-02T15:57:13Z")
Why did he pay a fine then?
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ah-wanna-buy-me-a-huntin-license-john-kerry/271008/131 "2004-11-02T16:09:44Z")
Because it’s protected as a migratory bird, under a different set of laws.
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