Aha! I knew it! Ed is Cecil.

[Suburban_Plankton]

@Q.E.D

That proves that someone else was Cecil before Ed.

Well, of course…

But the man he inherited the name from was not the real Cecil either. The real Cecil has been retired 35 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

[Telemark]

@Suburban_Plankton

But the man he inherited the name from was not the real Cecil either. The real Cecil has been retired 35 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

Inconceivable!

[Captain_Carrot]

@Telemark

Inconceivable!

Bastard. I was going to say that.

[Colibri]

@Peter_Morris

But I don’t even understand this deduction. Tuba says Ed’s been here for 35 years, but really he has been here for 30 years. Cecilo has been here 5 years longer than Ed. And that proves that Ed is Cecil. How, exactly?

It proves that Ed has been impersonating Mike Lenehan and Dave Kehr, that’s what!