# Aha! (Or, revenge is mine!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811 "2000-09-02T21:46:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/1 "2000-09-02T21:46:59Z")
I’ve figured it out! If I download Aha’s music on Napster, It’ll cost him .40 or whatever he mentioned about royalties and radio play! I’ll do this continuously and drive him broke! So much for that dumb “Good Luck” thread that put me in the hospital. Revenge is a dish best served cold. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/2 "2000-09-02T22:23:13Z")
CP, your mind is in a location that only the sick and twisted need to traverse. However I like the way you think! And for the last time it’s 6 cents! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/3 "2000-09-02T22:35:15Z")
Actually, Western Union timed out on me. Foiled again! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/4 "2000-09-02T22:45:48Z")
Ah, but CP I picked it up where you left off…You’re going down, aha!! (Btw…they play this on the radio?? How the hell do those stations stay on the air??) ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/5 "2000-09-02T23:09:40Z")
(Btw…they play this on the radio?? How the hell do those stations stay on the air??) Come here Monster…( a three stooge poke in the eye) Why you I oughta… ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/6 "2000-09-02T23:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*(Btw…they play this on the radio?? How the hell do those stations stay on the air??) \*\* Of course they Do, call up your local Oldies station and request it. I do at least once or twice a week. Of course I never said I \*\* listened \*\* to the oldies radio station. But they think so and play it 🙂 Osip ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/7 "2000-09-02T23:24:02Z")
If one person does it, they might think he’s crazy and they won’t take him. If two people do it, they might think they’re gay and won’t take either of 'em. But if fifty people…they might think it’s a movement. -Alice’s Restaurant Let’s all Napster Aha! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/8 "2000-09-02T23:24:40Z")
It didn’t work CP! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37090](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37090) Can I join your anti-aha band of rebels and help to put a stop to this?!?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/9 "2000-09-02T23:35:33Z")
You bet, Whammo! The line forms here. Put in your six cents worth! (Get it? \* six cents worth \*) ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/10 "2000-09-02T23:55:42Z")
No No No No. The idea is to help my best bud get rich, not bring him down. Looks like I’ll have to get out that list of oldies stations and begin the fight back. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/11 "2000-09-03T00:05:00Z")
And he never did pay me that 10 bucks I won in that bet. I’m with you guys! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/12 "2000-09-03T00:21:56Z")
Hiding behind Ultress again! The cretinous swine! Did I spell that right? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/13 "2000-09-03T00:35:40Z")
Ok, go ahead and organize your little pitiful herd and piss off ultress and THEN see what happens to your little gimlet asses. CP: > [@](#): > > Let’s all Napster Aha! Nap away you devious swine, just spell my nick without a capitol letter init ok? Osip thanks I think? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/14 "2000-09-03T00:40:26Z")
With luck, no one shall have to hear Western Union ever again! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/15 "2000-09-03T00:48:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*With luck, no one shall have to hear Western Union ever again! \*\* …and aha won’t be able to afford the internet, and MY threads will be funny! Keep that Napster window open! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/16 "2000-09-03T00:58:58Z")
Hey a monied man such as myself will always be able to afford the internet. _yeah right_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aha-or-revenge-is-mine/31811/17 "2000-09-03T01:04:02Z")
Napster is ticking away.