# (ahem)...Donald Trump **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159 "2020-10-29T00:06:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/1 "2020-10-29T00:06:37Z")
Donald Trump is like a Box of Poop… . . . . …without the Box. 💩 ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/2 "2020-10-29T00:10:03Z")
Hard to argue about that. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/3 "2020-10-29T00:10:29Z")
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and bucket of shit? The bucket. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/4 "2020-10-29T02:03:48Z")
At least you can set a pile of shit on fire to keep warm. Can’t say that about Donald as it would be a toxic fire. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/5 "2020-10-29T02:08:48Z")
How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but you’ll also need a porn star and 130 grand. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/6 "2020-10-29T02:12:23Z")
“Donald Trump is so incompetent…” “How incompetent is he?” “There’s no punchline. I was just making an observation.” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/7 "2020-10-29T03:10:51Z")
Well, one thing you gotta credit him for. He certainly brought out the vote this year. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/8 "2020-10-29T04:09:41Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? > One, but you’ll also need a porn star and 130 grand. How would you fit Trump and a porn star into a light bulb? Must be a big bulb. Sounds uncomfortable anyway. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/9 "2020-10-29T04:11:34Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > How would you fit Trump and a porn star into a light bulb? Must be a big bulb. It’s yuge. It’s the best, most beautiful bulb. Everyone said, “Donald, I’ve never seen a bulb that gorgeous.” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/10 "2020-10-29T04:12:54Z")
Waitaminnit. Are we talking about Trump screwing a light bulb, or screwing in a light bulb? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/11 "2020-10-29T05:43:24Z")
This thread is just too COfefeVID ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/12 "2020-10-29T06:35:35Z")
Trump says he’s a stable genius, but he’s more like the Augean Stables. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/13 "2020-10-29T07:15:06Z")
Only on the Dope! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/14 "2020-10-29T13:16:12Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Well, one thing you gotta credit him for. He certainly brought out the vote this year. “I get the best ratings. Me, your favorite president.” ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/15 "2020-10-30T00:58:55Z")
Just doing his part to combat human overpopulation… And isn’t it nice he’s keeping all those fact-checkers gainfully employed? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/16 "2020-10-30T02:44:46Z")
If donald trump were to fall in the woods, would anybody give a fuck? ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/17 "2020-10-30T03:08:23Z")
What do you call a group of people who vote for a twice divorced ex-Democrat who’s cheated on all his wives, stolen from his own charity, bragged about sexually assaulting women, broken the first, second, third, fourth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth commandments, can’t name a single passage from the Bible and uses a golden toilet? “The Moral Majority” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/18 "2020-10-30T13:38:11Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > If donald trump were to fall in the woods, would anybody give a fuck? Yeah, see, someone that was tasked with cleaning up would have to give a fuck. You do not just leave a mess like that lying around, where it would be toxic to the wildlife. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/19 "2020-10-30T14:06:21Z")
Trump has now slid down more polls than Melania. ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-donald-trump/924159/20 "2020-10-30T16:32:17Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Trump has now slid down more polls than Melania. “Sir, we’re not implying you’re going to get savaged or trounced in November. We’re merely suggesting that after January you are going to have a lot more time for golf and hookers who aren’t your wife.” (I saw this somewhere a few months ago, so I’m not claiming credit for coming up with this.)