# Ahem, I Need Help With A Special Project **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686 "2000-11-18T00:04:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/21 "2000-11-18T02:16:04Z")
so you can forge me also. -----šŸ™‚ ā€”////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/22 "2000-11-18T02:19:31Z")
Hi **tater**. Ditto on **Duke** ā€™s answer, Iā€™ll send you a beatle from the office tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/23 "2000-11-18T02:20:02Z")
No scanner, just do mine however you like. Make it look nice. Put a smilie face at the end. With vertical dashes for the eyes, not dots. NO DOTS! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/24 "2000-11-18T02:21:00Z")
You mean our screen names? Well, I donā€™t have a scanner at home, but if it helps to sign mine, go ahead. Youā€™ll have written it out before I ever did. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/25 "2000-11-18T02:23:22Z")
iā€™m without scanner as well. iā€™m a lefty slant. my mind reels at the possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/26 "2000-11-18T02:24:00Z")
Go ahead and forge mine. I donā€™t use cursive capital letters, but the rest is pretty normal and not girlish. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/27 "2000-11-18T02:28:16Z")
Forge ahead, Tater. Just keep us posted, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/28 "2000-11-18T02:40:46Z")
Iā€™m game. My real handwriting is godawful, so I prefer that you forge my screen name in the style of John Hancock. Is there room in your secret project for my .sig? Iā€™m kind of attached to it (pun most definitely intended). šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/29 "2000-11-18T02:57:31Z")
Put my name at the top of **Euty** ā€™s welcome back card! ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/30 "2000-11-18T03:11:26Z")
Why not. So long as itā€™s for an evil cause, go ahead and forge away. Put a little gusto in mine, if ya pleaseā€¦ Oh, and I want the two Cā€™s in my name to be bigger than the rest. Much bigger. Nothing ornate, kind of how it looks but cursive. Thanks- ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/31 "2000-11-18T03:27:28Z")
You can have a Rysdad. Put a big squiggle under it like J. Hancocksā€™s. (Do we have to e-mail out authorizations, or is just giving our okay here, uh, okay?) ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/32 "2000-11-18T03:27:49Z")
OK count me inā€¦ write my name down. Osip ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/33 "2000-11-18T03:30:52Z")
aw, the heck with itā€¦ just sign my name. I donā€™t care how Robin ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/34 "2000-11-18T03:41:30Z")
sign me upā€¦literally, as I have no scanner. Very loopy, round letters, half-cursive. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/35 "2000-11-18T03:44:45Z")
I donā€™t have a scanner at home, so rather than wait until Monday, I used Picture Publisher to create one using my mouse. Itā€™s not how my ā€œrealā€ signature would look, of course, but then again, my real signature isnā€™t Shayna anyway. šŸ™‚ Canā€™t wait to see what evil this is for. Hehe ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/36 "2000-11-18T04:03:13Z")
Go ahead and sign me up. šŸ™‚ This scanner just keeps the table from floating away. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/37 "2000-11-18T04:49:05Z")
OHHHHHHH If it is secret and vague, I am SOOOOO THERE. Gotta spice up my life some how. Will men with shiny badges eventually show up at my house and ask me to look at a pen light while they slip on raybans? Will it be Tommy Lee Jones or Will Smith? Doesnā€™t matterā€¦Iā€™d do both of them. Even if they protested. Ramble aside, Being that I have no scanner, feel free to forge away. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/38 "2000-11-18T05:12:36Z")
ok, tater, whatever youā€™re up to I wanna be part of. Mineā€™s on the way. It looks as if it was written by a twelve year old, but itā€™s really me ā€¦ I swearā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/39 "2000-11-18T05:13:23Z")
Woo Hoo! But I need more! More, I tell you, more! As Duke said, I _am_ on the level with this, and once yā€™all discover what it is, Iā€™m sure youā€™ll be pleased. Should be about a month, maybe a little more. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686/40 "2000-11-18T05:15:54Z")
Oh, and it is fine to just tell me here that you want in on the deal. Also, **Obby** , I am not doing this to make a fake petition in my own benefit or anyone elseā€™s. Now if youā€™ll excuse me, I have a train to catch. All part of the plan, ya knowā€¦Iā€™m even taking one of those high speed ICE trains, just to be more James Bondish aboutthe whole deal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahem-i-need-help-with-a-special-project/41686.md?page=3)