# Ahh! I stepped on a slug....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673 "2005-04-29T04:12:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cherry8943](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Cherry8943](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry8943)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/1 "2005-04-29T04:12:17Z")

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barefoot! :eek: I can still feel the slime on my feet. Ack!

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/2 "2005-04-29T04:14:50Z")

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That is such a disgusting feeling, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/3 "2005-04-29T04:20:02Z")

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What’s the difference between a slug and a two-inch long squirming booger?

yeah, i couldn’t think of anything either

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/4 "2005-04-29T04:30:10Z")

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Slug? Slug??? Please. I once stepped on a frog in my bare feat. Just like stepping on a slug but with little tiny bones…

So quit yer whining…if i can get over it, you can (and…er…someday I hope to…it’s only been 20 years…_shudder_)

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**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/5 "2005-04-29T04:34:15Z")

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> [@betenoir](#):
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> Slug? Slug??? Please. I once stepped on a frog in my bare feat. Just like stepping on a slug but with little tiny bones…
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> So quit yer whining…if i can get over it, you can (and…er…someday I hope to…it’s only been 20 years…_shudder_)

The poor frog 😛

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/6 "2005-04-29T04:46:41Z")

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**Cherry8943** Icky icky yuk!!! Been there, done that, totally creepy!!! _shudder_ If you are still slimed, try using dry salt to scrub it off.

**betenoir** Having grown up in the Puget Sound area I am familiar with slugs. Slugs are the most disgusting nuciance creepy crawlie there is. Not the most frightening, but the absolute **grossest** thing to step on, or make contact with at all with bare skin. A frog crunching would definitely be gross, but a slug not only pops the most vile innards I have ever seen, but the slime is irremoveable. It is like a super glue version of the nastiest “loogie” and it gives me the heebies to just think about it! _still shuddering_

**Spatial Rift 47** Have you ever seen a banana slug? Increase the size of that booger to an eight to ten inch squirming mass of slime, and perhaps you will be able to visualize my two younger brothers spearing them on sticks and chasing me with them…_shuddering convulsions_

I believe that my brothers scarred me for life!

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/7 "2005-04-29T04:52:06Z")

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Bizarre. I’ve actually seen just one slug in my life, and it just happened to be because I stepped on it.

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**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/8 "2005-04-29T04:59:19Z")

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Been there, done that. I, too, live in the Puget Sound area, and stepping on a slug is a bad trip. 1) Their slime sticks like nobody’s business. What is the bioligical necessity of that? 2) They _burst_, when you step on them, like a tiny, tight balloon. It’s a horrible sensation.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/9 "2005-04-29T05:08:09Z")

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Know what’s worse?  
Sitting on a snail. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/10 "2005-04-29T05:11:02Z")

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> [@The Sausage Creature](#):
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> Know what’s worse?  
> Sitting on a snail. :eek:

I sat on a toad once. Huge, ugly poisonous toad. After realising that I squished the mofo to death and that I had toad guts all over my skirt…I continued to vomit at the sheer gross-ness of it… ☹

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/11 "2005-04-29T05:30:54Z")

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Oh yuck! You win!

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/12 "2005-04-29T12:55:41Z")

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These stories make me feel like a wimp!

I was sitting in my mom’s living room when I felt something slimy on my pants, so I looked down and saw a slug on my leg! I ran out onto the front porch and took off my pants (I didn’t want that thing to stay in the house).

Shame that my mother lived on a major highway…

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/13 "2005-04-29T13:11:32Z")

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You killed “Sluggo”??

[Shatner Mode]  
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!  
[/Shatner Mode]

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**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/14 "2005-04-29T14:07:12Z")

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I am among friends! I stepped on a slug in my bare feet when I was about five years old. It was so awful. And all this time, I thought I was alone…

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/15 "2005-04-29T14:10:46Z")

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> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Shame that my mother lived on a major highway…

No, the shame is that I wasn’t driving by at the time.  
wait, you were how old at the time? :eek: oops

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/16 "2005-04-29T21:50:48Z")

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> [@Atheist Princess](#):
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> The poor frog 😛

Hey, at least the frog’s suffering is over :D. And he didn’t have to face being sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/17 "2005-04-29T22:10:22Z")

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Ew!! When I was three or four I saw something at the bottom of my kiddie pool and thought it was a leaf, so I touched it and it was a SLUG OMG! I ran inside crying and washed my hands obsessively for the rest of the day.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/18 "2005-04-29T22:53:23Z")

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> [@kaiwik](#):
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> Slugs are the most disgusting nuciance creepy crawlie there is. Not the most frightening, but the absolute **grossest** thing to step on, or make contact with at all with bare skin.

They taste kinda bitter, too.

What?

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/19 "2005-04-29T22:58:44Z")

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> [@betenoir](#):
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> Slug? Slug??? Please. I once stepped on a frog in my bare feat. Just like stepping on a slug but with little tiny bones…

Back in the winter, I went to put on a boot, and thought ‘hmmm, that doesn’t feel right’, took my foot out, and out jumped a frog! Right in the middle of my front room. I found another cowering behind a table…I think they’d found their way up from the river, squeezed under the door (there’s a half-inch gap) and not known what to do.  
As for slugs, they are _eeeeevil_. Just evil. (Me and a friend have a theory that the serpent in the Garden of Eden was actually a slug…but that’s another matter entirely…)

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-i-stepped-on-a-slug/301673/20 "2005-04-29T23:05:17Z")

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I still have nightmares from when I used to step on slugs, as a kid. they are the only creep crawley thing that make me freak out.

We used to have an old wooden doghouse in our backyard. One day, my husband moved it, and jumped back because he thought there was a snake underneath. EXCEPT, it was a giant slug! 18" long. We dumped a whole box of salt on it, and it soaked every bit of it up. :eek:

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