# Ahh pants **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169 "2007-11-12T20:38:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/1 "2007-11-12T20:38:20Z")
How I love that your denim material means you don’t dry quite as quickly as everything else in the dryer, particularly on portions of you where there are multiple layers of denim, such as that weird pocket midway down my right thigh that doesn’t seem to serve any particularly useful purpose. So now, when I put on my favorite pants fresh from the dryer, I have a colt wet patch on my right thigh. Oi. _briefly debates using his iron to dry out the patch without first removing the pants_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/2 "2007-11-12T20:40:16Z")
I only bake my clothes dry. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/3 "2007-11-12T20:40:25Z")
You have a horse in your dryer? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/4 "2007-11-12T20:40:35Z")
Well there’s your problem right there. Keep your damn pants away from young, incontinent equines. ---
**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/5 "2007-11-12T20:49:08Z")
No, the OP should quit trying to stuff 40s of malt liquor in his pants pocket. ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/6 "2007-11-12T20:58:43Z")
I wash and dry jeans separately from the rest of my clothes, and when the dryer says they’re dry, I assume it’s lying, and run them through another cycle. I hate damp patches on my jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/7 "2007-11-12T21:29:49Z")
[QUOTE=Raguleader] _briefly debates using his iron to dry out the patch without first removing the pants_ [/QUOTE] I’ll call the burn unit at your local hospital. _briefly checks out **Raguleader** ’s butt in said pants_ ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-pants/426169/8 "2007-11-12T22:07:11Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I’ll call the burn unit at your local hospital. _briefly checks out **Raguleader** ’s butt in said pants_ [/QUOTE] _reaches into back pocket and pulls out a cigarette butt_ Whoops, how did THAT get in there? 😕