# ahh shes gonna flip lol **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [June 30, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419 "2009-06-30T00:25:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![itsbrittanybitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/76d3ee/32.png) [@itsbrittanybitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/itsbrittanybitch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/1 "2009-06-30T00:25:09Z")
well my friend and i were fooling around and now i have 2 huge hickeys on my neck, how can i get rid of them b4 my mom sees them and flips, appreciate the help šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/2 "2009-06-30T00:27:44Z")
You canā€™t get rid of them, they have to heal on their own. Your only chance is to cover with makeup or clothing. Also I suggest you put a little more effort into your subject lines. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/3 "2009-06-30T00:30:24Z")
For some reason, I have a feeling this new poster will be a lot of fun if she decides to stick around. Just an inkling though. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/4 "2009-06-30T00:33:41Z")
> [@CookingWithGas](#): > > Also I suggest you put a little more effort into your subject lines. ā€¦and lose the color. Hard to read. Lose the leet speak. Other than that, welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/5 "2009-06-30T00:40:49Z")
You guys are gonna kill all the fun before it even gets started. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/6 "2009-06-30T00:42:18Z")
Surround them with new hickeys all over your entire body, so that they canā€™t be distinguished by contrast. Thatā€™ll fool the old biddy! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/7 "2009-06-30T00:53:43Z")
ā€œFooled around and fell in loveā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/8 "2009-06-30T01:00:26Z")
> [@Indistinguishable](#): > > Surround them with new hickeys all over your entire body, so that they canā€™t be distinguished by contrast. Thatā€™ll fool the old biddy! The squid will do that. ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/9 "2009-06-30T01:22:15Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Lose the leet speak. My guess is sheā€™s never heard of leet; probably better to talk about text messaging or IM šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/10 "2009-06-30T01:41:48Z")
Whoā€™s to say the OP is a she? Us guys can get hickeys as well (I wonā€™t go into details). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/11 "2009-06-30T01:48:33Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Whoā€™s to say the OP is a she? Us guys can get hickeys as well (I wonā€™t go into details). The pink text. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/12 "2009-06-30T01:53:28Z")
I suppose a turtleneck in 93[sup]o[/sup] heat is out of the question. ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/13 "2009-06-30T02:19:22Z")
Now how in the hell did I stumble upon an AOL chat room when I was trying to read the SDMBā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Silophant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Silophant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silophant)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/14 "2009-06-30T02:22:28Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Whoā€™s to say the OP is a she? Us guys can get hickeys as well (I wonā€™t go into details). Brittany is usually a girlā€™s name. The OPā€™s name? **Itā€™s Brittany** bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/15 "2009-06-30T02:45:45Z")
> [@Silophant](#): > > Brittany is usually a girlā€™s name. The OPā€™s name? **Itā€™s Brittany** Sorry. Didnā€™t decode the username. Though Iā€™m not taking _anything_ for granted these days. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/16 "2009-06-30T03:01:47Z")
[Best foundation, cover-up, etc for spotty teenage skin?](http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081117091701AAMkCvc) > [@](#): > > Best Answer - Chosen by Voters > revlon. see alot of ppl say mac but i dont have the money to gt any or even try it so i wouldnt no but from what i use anything revlon =] Take a friend to the store with you to help you pick out the best color. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/17 "2009-06-30T03:45:32Z")
Two huge Hickeys on your neck! I hope they donā€™t look like [this!](http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=7236&d=1149093487) Yecch! It will take more than Revlon to cover them up. ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/18 "2009-06-30T04:00:45Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Two huge Hickeys on your neck! I hope they donā€™t look like [this!](http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=7236&d=1149093487) Yecch! > > It will take more than Revlon to cover them up. Could you cover a Hickey with a dickey? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/19 "2009-06-30T04:08:10Z")
> [@Valgard](#): > > Could you cover a Hickey with a dickey? If itā€™s [Dale Dickey](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3636499712/nm0225460), probably. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419/20 "2009-06-30T04:35:55Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Sorry. Didnā€™t decode the username. Though Iā€™m not taking _anything_ for granted these days. Thereā€™s also the fact that if the parents of a girl find out she was fooling around with a boy, she gets punished (or at least chastised). If the parents of a boy find out he was fooling around with a girl, he gets a high five. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahh-shes-gonna-flip-lol/501419.md?page=2)