# Ahhh, how I adore the satisfying 'whif' of a new pair of cords...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 23, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191 "2003-10-23T20:43:24Z")
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### Author: ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/1 "2003-10-23T20:43:24Z")

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I have new chocolate brown gap cords.

I’m ‘_whifing_’ all over the place.  
_whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif…whif_

_whif_😃

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### Author: ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/2 "2003-10-23T20:55:01Z")

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Argggh!! I hate that whif’ing corduroy noise! Can’t stand them. It’s like there’s some pillock walking behind me with a sound box taking the piss.

I’ll stick with my non-textured pants thank you.

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### Author: ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/3 "2003-10-23T21:14:09Z")

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_whif_

I love it deeply.

It reminds me of elementary school oh so many years ago.

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### Author: ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/4 "2003-10-24T00:24:27Z")

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I have a pair of cords on order - they should arrive by Monday or so. Yay!

I haven’t had a pair of corduroy pants in _eons._

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### Author: ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/5 "2003-10-24T11:52:28Z")

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Just watch out for badgers. 😃

ME

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### Author: ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/6 "2003-10-24T14:28:15Z")

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A friend of mine made himself (yes, made, yes, _him_self) a pair of cords.

In lime-green.

He’s my hero. He really is.

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### Author: ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-how-i-adore-the-satisfying-whif-of-a-new-pair-of-cords/209191/7 "2003-10-24T16:38:33Z")

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Wow. Lime green cords are almost too cool for school.

_whif_