# Ahhh! Jumbo squid! Jumbo squid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069 "2007-07-25T12:22:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/41 "2007-07-25T23:36:16Z")
Ah, a new way to discourage masturbation: if you masturbate, giant squid will enter your house at night and sodomize you with their tentacles. “Killing kittens” got nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/42 "2007-07-26T00:34:54Z")
For those puzzled by Orbital Goat Cannons– [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=41020&highlight=goat+orbit+cannon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=41020&highlight=goat+orbit+cannon) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/43 "2007-07-26T00:45:27Z")
Take off and goat the squid from orbit, for twenty minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/44 "2007-07-26T01:13:33Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Dare I say it?? Don’t forget the bacon salt 😃 [/QUOTE] Isn’t that shipped out of Seattle? And aren’t the jumbo squid basically heading north up the coast? Like, towards Seattle? Coincidence? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/45 "2007-07-26T01:13:47Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Me. Ever again. [/QUOTE] Give it a few minutes. You’ll change your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/46 "2007-07-26T01:35:13Z")
[QUOTE=Lightray] Isn’t that shipped out of Seattle? And aren’t the jumbo squid basically heading north up the coast? Like, towards Seattle? Coincidence? I think not. [/QUOTE] Isn’t that also where [Grizzlebee’s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPHSNwullsY) is located? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/47 "2007-07-26T01:40:32Z")
[QUOTE=cher3] Is it my imagination or is the tone at the _New York Times_ always a little gleeful when there is something weird/bad/unfortunate going on in California? [/QUOTE] Hey a few shakes, a few slices & you’ve got salad… [QUOTE=cher3] squidsquidsquid (I love that word.) [/QUOTE] At least its not… Squaaaab…! As for the tentacles, now you know why Red Lobster is for the “sea-food lover in you”… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/48 "2007-07-26T02:20:16Z")
Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/49 "2007-07-26T03:15:17Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch? [/QUOTE] Who’s to say they would fight each other? Perhaps they would join forces to become … Sasquid! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/50 "2007-07-26T03:22:55Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch? [/QUOTE] I would bet on the [Arboreal Octopi](http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/51 "2007-07-26T05:29:17Z")
Are these giant squid pro-hentai or anti-hentai? This is pivotal for my acceptance of the new Cthulic regime. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/52 "2007-07-26T15:07:34Z")
**Cervaise** , you are one sick bastard. I salute you, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069/53 "2007-07-27T17:39:39Z")
[Aaaah! Robosquid!!!](http://www.instructables.com/id/EXIHDZDF3B4B1LI/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-jumbo-squid-jumbo-squid/413069.md?page=2)