# AHHH!  The Bathroom Reader is wrong!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 6, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190 "2002-04-06T18:09:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/1 "2002-04-06T18:09:30Z")

</div>

You’ve all read _Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader_, right? Well I have their desk calendar (and the books, for that matter). But a lot of their little “fast facts” on the bottom of the page are wrong! For example, today’s “fast fact” was:

“Goldfish have a memory span of three seconds.”

A few monthes ago I actually opened a thread about this, and we came to the conclusion that that statement is false. That thread is now lost forever though, due to the crash.

This wasn’t the first time I came across things that were just wrong. I think they once said “Ring around the rosie” was about the plague, and that gum stays in your stomach for seven years. Both of which are false.

So I’ll leave you all with one bit of advice: There is no substitute for _The Straight Dope_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/2 "2002-04-06T19:05:53Z")

</div>

The BR should **never** be cited as a reliable source of factual information. It is clearly for entertainment purposes only, and to be used to distract your mind from painful bowel movements.

(If painful bowel movements persist, contact your doctor)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/3 "2002-04-06T22:36:04Z")

</div>

But they’ve cited Cecil himself numerous times in the BR. Certainly, Unca Cece wouldn’t lend his name to the book if it were so innaccurate.

But, yeah, they do occasionally print an urban legend as a truth. Other times, however, they print urban legends as… urban legends.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/4 "2002-04-07T03:25:59Z")

</div>

To paraphrase Cecil Himself, the Bathroom Reader is a snack, the Straight Dope is a _meal_.

I’m not sure I should be introducing food metaphors into a discussion of something called “the Bathroom Reader,” but I’m sure you know what I mean.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/5 "2002-04-07T16:26:57Z")

</div>

Actually, Ring Around the Rosie **is** about the plague. It was about some of the symptoms and ways people tryed to cure it. I’ve heard this from several reliable news sources, including, a video by, I think, National Geographic, about the plague.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/6 "2002-04-07T17:32:36Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by MonsterM52 \*  
> \*\*Actually, Ring Around the Rosie **is** about the plague. \*\*

No it’s not. [http://www.snopes2.com/language/literary/rosie.htm](http://www.snopes2.com/language/literary/rosie.htm)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/7 "2002-04-07T18:18:27Z")

</div>

Note to self: Never again use “Ring around the rosie” as an example of a false urban legend, because someone always takes me up on it. :rolleyes:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/8 "2002-04-07T21:51:16Z")

</div>

Yeah, BR also said that Tinker Bell was based on Marilyn Monroe - [not true.](http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/tinkbell.htm)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/9 "2002-04-08T02:27:30Z")

</div>

[hijack]This may be an urban legend as well, but I’ve heard that Trivial Persuit would occasionally put an incorrect answer in their trivia questions, to determine if someone else was copying their questions.[/hijack]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/10 "2002-04-08T03:01:52Z")

</div>

I’m holding the All Purpose Extra Strength Bathroom Reader Number 13, and I can tell you, they do NOT say that Ring around the Rosie is about the plague. In fact, they specifically debunk it.

They are often wrong on other things, though.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/11 "2002-04-08T18:57:41Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> _Originally posted by Flymaster_  
> \*\*I’m holding the All Purpose Extra Strength Bathroom Reader Number 13, and I can tell you, they do NOT say that Ring around the Rosie is about the plague. In fact, they specifically debunk it. \*\*

Sorry, my bad. I didn’t actually look to see if it was in there. People always say that it’s about the plague when they pretend to be smart. It also seems like _BR_ would fall for something like that. Oh well, carry on.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/12 "2002-04-08T20:55:06Z")

</div>

Yeah, I generally like UJBR for its entertainment value, but you can’t take it seriously as a source of facts.

One error I particularly recall is their statement, “Number of eggs a female hummingbird lays in her lifetime: two.”

This is obviously wrong. Actually, a female hummingbird lays two eggs _per nesting attempt_, but can nest multiple times during her lifetime (and even several times a year).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/13 "2002-04-08T21:49:21Z")

</div>

So the recipes from their cookbook might be wrong?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/14 "2002-04-08T22:24:00Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Flymaster \*  
> I’m holding the All Purpose Extra Strength Bathroom Reader Number 13

And exactly whence are you posting, Flymaster? :eek:

P.S. to you grammar mavens - should that be “From whence” ? Never mind, I’ll go ask in GQ.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/15 "2002-04-08T23:03:08Z")

</div>

I’m sitting on my bed. My copy of Uncle John’s has not been flagged. It’s too good for that.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/16 "2002-04-09T00:20:50Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> Yeah, I generally like UJBR for its entertainment value, but you can’t take it seriously as a source of facts.

Well, a lot of the articles they have are taken from other sources. So examine the source.

Also note that in a lot of later editions (we have ten or so of the Bathroom Reader books) they print corrections of earlier erroneous material. In fact, the BR gets more and more accurate in the later editions… current editions put out are listed as “Humor/Reference” instead of just “Humor”, as the earlier versions are listed as.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/17 "2002-04-09T03:17:00Z")

</div>

In the Giant Tenth Anniversary Edition there’s an article in the “Extended Sitting” section on a Denver newspaper hoax about the demise of the Great Wall that may have prompted the violence of the Boxer Rebellion in China.

Since it wasn’t printed by Cecil, I was skeptical. I tried searching Google and such to see if it was true, but the only pages I found were texts of sermons by Christian ministers that mysteriously were given shortly after that edition of the Bathroom Reader came out.

Does anyone know any more about this?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-the-bathroom-reader-is-wrong/102190/18 "2002-04-11T08:28:48Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Jello \*  
> \*\*In the Giant Tenth Anniversary Edition there’s an article in the “Extended Sitting” section on a Denver newspaper hoax about the demise of the Great Wall that may have prompted the violence of the Boxer Rebellion in China.
> 
> Since it wasn’t printed by Cecil, I was skeptical. I tried searching Google and such to see if it was true, but the only pages I found were texts of sermons by Christian ministers that mysteriously were given shortly after that edition of the Bathroom Reader came out.
> 
> Does anyone know any more about this? \*\*

Paul Harvey mentioned it, FWTW.
