# Ahoy you Stupid German Freak **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031 "2001-10-02T19:52:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/21 "2001-10-02T23:44:22Z")
You are aware of the penalty for misleading **Fiver** , are you not? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/22 "2001-10-02T23:53:21Z")
oh boy… I hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/23 "2001-10-03T03:13:53Z")
**jarbaby** ,Wiiieee geht’s? ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/24 "2001-10-03T11:40:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > **it just seems like a creepy thing a serial killer would force you to do.** Damn. And I thought it was an off-the-wall reference to “Dune.” ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/25 "2001-10-03T12:01:09Z")
“Just because a gal is into speaking German and talking about bondage doesn’t mean she’s a promiscuous, brainless leather whore.” – jarbabyj Now, I like this quote. Just look at it, up there, unadorned. I LIKE it. Powerful. Direct. Enticing. I so want to use this SOMEHOW in my writing… but I’m loath to find WHERE! Frankly, and to the point, hon, all jokes aside: I’m a real warrior babe. I can twirl some of the biggest of assholes over my head and fling them to places unknown. You just tell me where and when. I’m SO there! :0 ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/26 "2001-10-03T15:31:29Z")
> [@](#): > > jar, you should go back with not only your hubby, but every other big motherfucker you can find, to, ah, explain to the gentleman why ceasing to email you would be a really good idea. Big motherfucker signing in. Where should I leave the remains? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmonster)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/27 "2001-10-03T20:25:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > It’s official, weirdo. Your email is now filtered directly to the trash. And now I can never go back to the Marigold because you’ve promised you’ll be watching for me. > > Or maybe I will go back. And bring my 300 pound husband with me. > > Then we’ll see what the harm is. Ladies and (250 lb & up) Gentlemen, I think we’ve got the makings of the next ChiDope. Anybody ready to commit to a date and time? Oh, and after the various Kraut-pounding and celebratory karaoke is over, I really want to ask **jarbabyj** ’s husband how he feels about this Welder thing. And the Rammstein thing. And the firemen thing. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/28 "2001-10-04T00:35:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jmonster \* > Oh, and after the various Kraut-pounding and celebratory karaoke is over, I really want to ask **jarbabyj** ’s husband how he feels about this Welder thing. And the Rammstein thing. And the firemen thing. He sighs a lot. And he doesn’t like to look at the refrigerator or my bulletin board, or my closet door. But otherwise, he’s fine with it. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/29 "2001-10-04T01:56:38Z")
Yeah, but how does he feel about me? Do you tell him about us? 🙂 ::remembers JarHubby’s role as the auto mechanic, slapping the bigass wrench in his hand menacingly:: Umm…I mean …err… ::Flees to a foreign country:: perhaps some German beer coasters will pacify him??? ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031/30 "2001-10-04T07:31:42Z")
If anyone from Turbonegro is reading this now, they’re probably pissed off that they broke up before doing a song called “Ahoy You Stupid German Freak.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahoy-you-stupid-german-freak/85031.md?page=1)