# AI text generator **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 9, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204 "2019-11-09T14:55:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/81 "2019-11-10T20:04:48Z")
Luke Skywalker: > [@](#): > > Luke Skywalker. You were very good. You were the only Jedi who could hold out against your uncle. You have trained so many of my brethren. Now, do you have something to tell me? > > Obi-Wan: What do you want? > > Luke: I want to become a Jedi. > > Obi-Wan: Who told you that? > > Luke: Obi-Wan told me. > > Obi-Wan: You’re lying. > > Luke: No. I was just trying to be honest. > > Obi-Wan: Why would I do that? > > Luke: Because I want to save my father. > > Obi-Wan: I can’t believe I’m hearing this. > > Luke: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say that. > > Obi-Wan: What are you talking about? > > Luke: I mean that I want to join the Jedi order. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/82 "2019-11-10T20:25:00Z")
**Do you know the way to San José**? How can you get to the train station there? You can take an airplane or a boat but if you don’t know the way you are going to San José it is very difficult." In January, the government began an intensive rehabilitation program in all six regions affected by the earthquakes. It has since expanded that to include the cities of Cajamarca, Puebla, Cuauhtémoc and San Juan del Sur. In Cajamarca, where the government set up its regional disaster relief center, the response was initially hampered by poor communication links with the rest of the country. The center has since been upgraded and the center’s operations have been integrated into the regional government’s headquarters in San Juan del Sur, the capital of San Juan province. But the region remains plagued by a lack of communications and communication infrastructure. **If you’re going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair** and make the most of that great SF weather. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/83 "2019-11-10T20:30:56Z")
**One does not simply walk into Mordor** ," Bilbo said. “The Ring does not belong to Frodo Baggins. It is in his hand, and if he takes it from him, he will be condemned to wander the world for all eternity. And if he does not take it, the Ring will destroy him.” “It was for me, father,” Gollum said softly. “But the Ring will be destroyed in my hands, I think.” “You are the Lord of the Ring,” Bilbo whispered. “You may have any part of it you like. Now take it.” Gollum stepped forward and took it from Frodo’s hand. Then Bilbo turned to Frodo. “I hope you will find this a pleasant journey, Frodo. And may you always be as lucky as I am.” With that he was gone, slipping over the mountain slopes and into the woods. The shadows lengthened ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/84 "2019-11-10T20:31:48Z")
There are some simple flags/parameters that affect the output. With temperature 1 and top\_p=0.9 I get stuff like > [@](#): > > I woke up Thursday morning in an alcoholic haze. The purple fairy and pink elephant were complaining about the sea of cigarette butts. “Oh, so, uh…you know what else, I’m not gonna clean up this rubbish here. I like that.” I held my breath to try and understand what they meant, but that didn’t help. I pointed towards my room and cried. My room, the grey interiors and neon green bathroom plants where in that disgusting image on my reflection. The sky was so blue. All I could see was my beautiful, simple flat which I paid to share with a woman who didn’t even realise I’m a man until she was naked and in bed with me. She didn’t want to sleep with me. The man next door living next door told me she had a sexual relationship with him in the last three months. What a relief! The dream was gone. But it didn’t end. I can’t even be sure if I was in an out of body experience or not. It felt like it lasted forever, I didn’t even go to sleep last night. The dream is still very vivid. It’s like I’m trapped in the room and can’t move. I can see myself in every mirror, on every door. This is what it looked like in my dream before I came down from the espresso. > > First I thought I was seeing things when I saw everyone in my room, all of them looking the same. They were looking so happy that they didn’t know who they were. I recognised myself. I was a living nightmare. It was the same story all over again. I woke up again in a fit of alcohol-induced insanity and realised that this wasn’t happening to me or the people around me. My dream got out of control. It was starting to feel like it had a life of its own. I had been writing it down and it kept coming back to my bedroom. So my dream friends, are you all going to get together this weekend? I’m a man, I’m in my room, I’m not drunk, I’m not having a harem, I’m not seeing objects of desire everywhere. I’ll be just you and me. Just me and my reflection. I’m free. > > It felt really good when I started writing down all of the things I saw in my dream. I wrote down every single creature in my room, every single person in my room, everytime they came to my door, and every time I saw the reflection of myself. Every time I went outside, I saw the ocean of green I painted my bedroom with. top\_k=40 and temperature=1.18 produced > [@](#): > > All the zoo animals looked out of place, but, really, who isn’t? They were wearing their usual green or brown clothes…and they were on a safari in the middle of nowhere in a different culture that did not speak their language. What’s more, I was the leader, someone who could speak Chinese and could help them on their journey through the Asian wilderness. > > Zoos have always struggled to communicate in a world that is now multi-nationalized. One way to overcome this is to create a system based on a sense of “local” or home for a species, one where its “home” is seen within its home environment and not some abstract thing that can be shared as an “experience” with people around the world. It is also important to establish that you are talking to a member of their own species, not to an object. It is not possible to introduce people into a new environment through a zoo. Zoos have become an extension of their institutions. The animals are always “home”, not some place where people will come and view them. This becomes especially true when the culture that one is bringing with them (through language, customs and the natural habitat themselves) is very different from the culture of the zoo, and thus, no one outside the organization will feel the same connection to the species as the one within that place. This is exactly what happened with animals in China: a different experience, as described in this video (around 33 minutes into), for different animals, at a different, less well explored place. There are a few of these “solitaries” around every zoo or aquarium. They include smaller areas and exhibits for specific displays, like in the “Cats and Dogs” enclosure here in New York City, the “Mice” area in Tokyo or the “Birds” exhibit at the London World of Animals. The “Wild Animal Sanctuary” or Wildlife Rescue centre can be considered a “sanctuary with a difference” and this type of arrangement also applies in the way it handles animals. This concept, of an outside “facility” (in this case, a zoo) providing an environment with in which a nonhuman species (usually a horse or a camel) develops its own individual culture at the expense of the standard zoo environment and/or breeding is a very different scenario to that of a typical exhibit (as is usually the case with a domestic pet) > > One way, I have found, to get around the “international language problem” in captive zoos is to provide the people (usually the trainers, although some zoo managers are fluent or can speak ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/85 "2019-11-10T22:38:21Z")
> [@DPRK](#): > > There are some simple flags/parameters that affect the output. With temperature 1 and top\_p=0.9 I get stuff like Are you running the script yourself? I assume you’re not doing it off the website – I don’t see anything to set and it outputs much less text unless I’m doin’ it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/86 "2019-11-10T23:07:24Z")
Seeded some current news out of Australia: > [@](#): > > **45 brushfires across Queensland** on Wednesday as dry conditions caused fires to break out across the south west and north-east of the state. > > The first of the fires took hold at 1.10pm on Wednesday, covering an area of just over 300 hectares. > > A fire on the north Queensland coast had already spread more than 500 hectares by 3pm (AEST), and the fires were still burning. > > The state’s Rural Fire Service said about 400,000 hectares were burning, and about 250 firefighters were on the fire ground. > > One man was taken to hospital as a precaution following the fire in north-east Queensland, while another was treated for smoke inhalation at a hospital in Toowoomba. > > On Wednesday afternoon, the number of fire-related calls in Queensland had reached more than 23,000, the Queensland RFS said. > > This includes 12 calls that were classified as “significant” and 12 “serious” incidents. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/87 "2019-11-11T01:11:51Z")
**I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.** The whole world will be in darkness, with no light at all. I’ve left a hole for you to fall into, so you can’t see, and can’t touch, or feel, or taste, or taste again. I’ve turned everything into a prison, a dungeon where you’ll spend the rest of your life. And if you’re stupid enough to fall in, you’ll go into it as I did, without a thought, without a hope, and you’ll never come out. I’ve left you no hope, no future, no light at all, and you’ll have to die knowing that there’s nothing you can do, nothing anyone can do, to save you. This is the price of every failure you’ve suffered and every misfortune, from the day we met. I’m sorry, dear child, I am so sorry ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/88 "2019-11-11T02:44:07Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Are you running the script yourself? I assume you’re not doing it off the website – I don’t see anything to set and it outputs much less text unless I’m doin’ it wrong. Yes, I just downloaded the Python script. ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/89 "2019-11-11T03:06:36Z")
I do not always get a long sample, by the way, using the downloaded example script without messing with the “length” parameter. Sometimes it produces only a couple of sentences before printing “\” and randomly changing the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/90 "2019-11-11T04:18:38Z")
**Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed** returns some rather amusing things, like making Lwaxana part-Klingon. I like this bit, though: > [@](#): > > **Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed** , Defender of the Emissary, Guardian of the Federation of Planets, and Defender of the Universe, and > > “The Fifth House of Troi is a house of privilege. The Troi family has a long history of service to the Federation. They are also a family of privilege. The fifth House of Troi has an established reputation for having exceptional leadership skills. These abilities have been in demand throughout the Federation. The Fifth House of Troi is a family of privilege.” > > Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House and heir to her mother’s family of privilege, is to represent the Federation of Planets at the Federation Council in “The Emissary”, where she is joined by Counselor Deanna Troi, and by the Emissary’s ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/91 "2019-11-11T04:33:26Z")
**Cheerleader subdues intruder** The first job of any real life cheerleader is to give her boyfriend one of those high school boys. It’s like an old-time, middle school dance, except everyone’s there to watch, everyone wants to talk to you, and the only thing standing in the way is the boys. It’s the ultimate power play ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/92 "2019-11-11T05:10:17Z")
**The Borg Collective announced today** that their newest creation, a “perfect humanoid” was born. “Today’s birth marks the birth of a new Borg Collective member, a perfect humanoid. The Collective has named her Seven of Nine, or simply Seven,” said the Borg’s statement. “This new Borg is considered to be a perfect replica of the original Borg queen.” “The Borg Collective expects great things from her,” the statement concluded. Seven of Nine was created at the same time as the other Borg members who were also created from Borg DNA. She has been created to fulfill specific roles within the Collective, including commanding the Borg drones, which are the most intelligent of the Borg drones. Although she was created in the same year as the other Borg members, Seven of Nine is different. She was created using technology developed by Dr. Lewis Zimmerman, an expert in the field of transporters, whose DNA was combined with that of Dr. Julian Bashir ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/93 "2019-11-11T05:31:05Z")
**For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.** Can’t find a buyer for these “In my life I’ve got more than 100 pairs of shoes, but most of them aren’t worn. If they get used a few times then they are worn. But as you can see they are pretty worn up.” A few weeks ago a neighbour of the Stirling house had a baby, a little girl, so the neighbour asked his son to buy a pair of baby shoes. “When the baby came out of the womb the shoes were pretty worn up, and the neighbour told me and my wife to put them out for sale. I thought that it was really strange and I had never seen anything like it before.” The Stirling family also own a pair of baby shoes, bought in 1985 when they were living in Australia. ‘We would never let a child go hungry’ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/94 "2019-11-11T06:07:34Z")
**And it’s 1, 2, 3, what are we fightin’ for? Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn. The next stop is Vietnam** , right? Vietnam. It’s the war we are supposed to be fightin’ in. The question we should ask is: “Does our commitment make sense given our current situation? Does our war make sense given the fact that it’s been a bloody disaster?” It doesn’t. As for the second question I asked, the only one that’s ever been answered was this one. A hundred years ago, at a time when no one had any idea how to make war and no one had any idea how to end it, the United States tried to do both. For the first time, the United States was trying to wage a war against an enemy who posed a direct threat to American citizens, something no nation had ever done. And it failed. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/95 "2019-11-11T06:35:01Z")
**The sergeant cried, "We’ve gotta hang on, boys. We gotta hold this piece of ground. I need a volunteer to ride out and bring us back some extra men."** A volunteer rode up. He was just coming out of the showers, and was dressed in just his undershirt, shorts and sandals. He looked about 25 years old and looked as if he had come from the beach. The sergeant called out, “You, kid, come on up here.” “I know,” the young man said. “Come on up here and put some clothes on. You’re the first volunteer we’ve gotten to help us out since I’ve been here.” The boy walked over, and with a bit of a huff, started to put on his clothes. He pulled on his sandals. He looked the sergeant up and down. “What about the rest of the volunteers?” the sergeant asked. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/96 "2019-11-11T06:58:07Z")
> [@](#): > > **Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.** I don’t do it for fun. It’s not nice. I do it because I have to. You’re lucky you’re alive. I just hope you’re in pain for the rest of your life. Now, get up!" It got weird after that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/97 "2019-11-11T13:39:28Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > **The sergeant cried, “We’ve gotta hang on, boys. We gotta hold this piece of ground. I need a volunteer to ride out and bring us back some extra men.”** **Looks to me like the best of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!** RICHARD: A brown stain? That doesn’t happen here! CHUCK: Yeah, it doesn’t happen here. RICHARD: It would’ve happened here if I’d been out there with him. CHUCK: It’s a great story. RICHARD: That is a good story. RICHARD: It was a really good story! It was a good story. RICHARD: I’ve got a great story. You know, if you’d done that you’d have gotten the boy’s mother. RICHARD: But it’s a good story. RICHARD: It’s a good story. RICHARD: So I’ll tell you a story that I… ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/98 "2019-11-11T15:00:54Z")
\*\*Poirot calmly looked at the gathering. Now, mes amis, I can finally reveal the truth in this confusing matter. \*\*!" completion #1 “This is no good!” "We cannot believe a thing this man says! "You’ve already said that he’s not a murderer! Why would he say he’s a doctor when he’s not a doctor? And why would he claim to be the Prime Minister when he’s not even in the cabinet? "Why would he say he’s from the French Ministry when he has nothing to do with it? "And even if he were from the Ministry, he would never have said he was from the Ministry of Justice. "Why would he say he’s a detective? "Even if he were a detective, the most he would ever be able to do would be to make it look as though he were really investigating some criminal case, when he has no case! "He’s just a fraud completion #2 "The murder of Mary Morstan is a mystery that has been haunting the London region for over a hundred years, and until today, the identity of the perpetrator remained a secret. But, after a very brief investigation, the authorities have found that, in 1891, in London, three young women were murdered by a young man. His name was George Harker, and he killed them one by one. "The first murder was committed by Harker himself in the early morning hours on August 14th, when he stabbed to death Mary Morstan with a pocket knife, after she had gone out of her apartment to the washroom. The second murder, that of Ellen Trelawney, was committed on September 6th, when Harker killed her with a pocket knife. And the completion#3"We were wrong." “No”, said Holmes. "I’ve always wanted to say that. “Our investigation went nowhere.” “No”, said Watson. “Our conclusion was flawed.” Holmes frowned. “What are you so worried about?” said Watson. "We’ve been able to track down all the victims, but not the murderer, who is still out there, or the place where he was killed. “But you’ll find him here.” “That’s not quite true.” “It will soon be.” “It has already.” “And what about the rest of the evidence?” Watson said. “We have all the evidence we need, you know.” “And what evidence?” said Holmes. "This is the key to the mystery. If this evidence can be located it will solve the crime ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/99 "2019-11-11T16:53:27Z")
Even cites an episode: **Captain Janeway made the decision to stay in the Delta Quadrant, much to the chagrin of her crew.** After taking a vacation in the Delta Quadrant, she was finally able to tell her fellow crewmates what she had discovered. She was not able to go back, as she and the crew were needed for Starfleet Headquarters. Janeway later visited the Voyager after it was pulled into the Delta Quadrant, but she was unable to make contact with her fellow crew members. (VOY: “Inside Man”) When Voyager was attacked by the Kazon-Nistrim, Janeway was able to beam down to the surface of the planet, where she met up with Tuvok and Harry Kim. She then met with Captain Braxton and his security team and learned of the attack. She then took the Kazon-Nistrim’s vessel, the Icheb, to destroy Voyager. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204/100 "2019-11-11T17:06:47Z")
**Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face on his face, and he thinks the Welsh are edible.** They say he has been a huge supporter of the Wales rugby team, and was always in charge of Wales’s match day mascot. They say he was a big fan of The Who and has an entire room dedicated to the band. One theory about his death has emerged which says that his body was found by a fisherman at the top of a hill near his house. In this scenario, he fell out of his boat and his body was swept into the sea, and drowned. The fisherman then had the guts to leave his body behind. He thought he had found the body of a famous Welsh politician, and decided to leave it as a souvenir. **All we know is, he’s called The Stig** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-text-generator/843204.md?page=6)