# Aiieee!! They're After Me!!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aiieee-theyre-after-me/131735
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 10, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aiieee-theyre-after-me/131735 "2002-10-10T21:59:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
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### Author: ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aiieee-theyre-after-me/131735/1 "2002-10-10T21:59:40Z")

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Gott in Himmel, they’re at my apartment! Hundreds of 'em! Chanting ‘Blood and Fire’ and ringing little bells! They’re after me, but I can’t explain why!! AAAAHH!!!

[Just for reference…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=138251)

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### Author: ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aiieee-theyre-after-me/131735/2 "2002-10-11T00:33:13Z")

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_pats on the head_ Yes dear._smiles and nods_

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### Author: ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aiieee-theyre-after-me/131735/3 "2002-10-12T23:42:29Z")

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They’re chanting “blood and fire”? Are you sure that it’s the Salvation Army and not [Satan’s Army](http://www.satansarmy.ca/)?