# AILFs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 20, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244 "2014-06-20T20:56:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244/1 "2014-06-20T20:56:08Z")

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I noticed that in the Worst Female thread two women I have the hots for came up. So now I’m wondering, I can’t possibly be the only one. I made the title A$$holes I’d… so that the women can share theirs. So here are my unpopular crushes.

Nancy Grace – I find this woman incredibly hot, and I think it because of the exact things that turn people off. That and she has a black girl booty.

Michelle Bachman – I love that combination of pale eyes and dark hair. The slighty unhinged look works for me.

Comment on mine or share yours

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244/2 "2014-06-20T21:23:01Z")

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I fantasize about anal sex with Kirsten Dunst.  
Not any more, but I remember thinking about sex with my ex, who was a jerk, but she was a good time in bed. I got over it

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244/3 "2014-06-21T07:09:42Z")

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There’s a few but I stopped reading that thread because it just started to seem distasteful to me, so I don’t know who all is on the list now.  
I’ve had a thing for Janeane Garofalo for many years. I also think Sarah Silverman is super cute.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244/4 "2014-06-21T18:33:37Z")

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Have you read [this](http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/?zx=bb59e2945de6bed9)? It’s about someone having an experience (with Ann Coulter) much as you describe.

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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ailfs/691244/5 "2014-06-22T14:36:11Z")

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Thanks for the link, that was hilarious.